Sunday Jul 04, 2004

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KABOOM!

Since it's fireworks season, I feel it's my duty to link to an appropriately dangerous and socially irresponsible website. So I give you Sparkler Bombs.
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krabuki:
you know maybe if I was the suspicious type I would have looked at his ring finger.....
Check me out now checking the finger first.... Sheesh!
drakester:
cool. and I thought I'd discovered something new when I lit a whopping six packages at once. haha

I need to find a big group of people and do it the real way.

ARRR!!!

Saturday Jul 03, 2004

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New Toy.

I can't stop playing with this image distorting Java thingy. (I found the link at Metafilter.)

A few examples of my more amusing results can be found here.
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felicia_____:
Exoskeleton? I'm allergic, you know frown
felicia_____:
It was a history of the computer smiley. oh well

Thursday Jul 01, 2004

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Haircut.

I got a much needed haircut today, which reminded me of a woman who used to cut my hair occasionally a few years ago in the same shop. She ended up getting arrested for driving a getaway car in a bank heist. I guess there isn't much money in cutting hair.
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felicia_____:
kiss
drakester:
That reminds me of one girl who used to cut my hair. My gf would be sitting in the lobby facing me reading mags, and the 'stylist' would be playing with my ears, rubbing up against me *hard* and other stuff. She'd get me so rattled that as I shot out the door the last time I left her a fifteen dollar tip on a five dollar hair cut on accident (grabbed the wrong note.) Guess she got something out of it. I got the grilling of 'what was going on in there?' myself - and a dozen dollars short.

ARRR!!!

Wednesday Jun 30, 2004

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Something Different.

People ride horses, but that's kind of dull. I think it would be more interesting if people road things like cows and huge pigs, although ideally I'd like to ride a giant toad. Unfortunately, reality (that bastard) will forever thwart my desire to ride a giant toad.
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felicia_____:
much better wink
krabuki:
You could always shrink youself down... They did it in Willy Wonka and that was on TV so it must be real!

Tuesday Jun 29, 2004

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A New Entry.

You know, eventually I'm going to have to post a new entry here.
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candide:
Or you can just hold everyone on your friends list in suspence and anticipation. When will he post his new entry?! What will it be about?! Will it ever be done?! blackeyed I'll shut up now
ixion:
Ixion Burlesque marching at Coney Island 6/26


http://edbarnas.com/proof/2004_0626/IxionGulls/

Wednesday Jun 23, 2004

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New Invention

I came up with a new invention this morning: the hovercraft toilet. It's not a hovercraft that has an onboard toilet, it's more of a toilet that's also a hovercraft.

How long have we have had indoor plumbing and flushable toilets? A hundred or more years, right? Well, it's just not that impressive anymore being able to flush stuff away. Going to the...
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teena:
luckily for us.....DPT and i took so long in the shower getting sprinkles outta our hair and um..other places...it was mostly clean by the time we got out...weeeeeeeeeee
krabuki:
I have been wallowing in misery, but am getting back to feeling human again.

Monday Jun 21, 2004

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Vacation

For the past couple of days I've more or less took a vacation from the internet. Yes, I have gotten online a little, I've even hung around SG a bit, but mostly my computer's been shut down. For me to be at home, awake for any long length of time and to mostly stay away from my computer is highly strange.

I've had things...
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bakurebob:
I've turned my TV on once for a non NBA playoffs show in the past month.

it was to watch Harry Potter DVD's before HP3 P O A.. came out.

I'm a dork

But I've also got about 30 pages of a novel done with a nicely fleshed out outline..

and I think I can sell it.

other than that.. I post here, and at Tar Valon.net.. which has troubles with the message boards.. (I'm a Sci-Fi Fantasy book geek) and an occasional visit to Stileproject.com which is full of angsty 15yr old boys who annoy me..

so enough rambling.. I'll un hijack the thread..

cropshy:
TV is a bad thing!

Friday Jun 18, 2004

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Dream

I dreamed about SG last night. You'd think that since I'm a guy the dream would be a big, naked orgy featuring a huge cast of my favorite Suicide Girls, but it wasn't. It was about my page here and people leaving odd comments on it. Exciting, huh? Well, I was always a little odd. I used to sneak out my dad's girlie magazines...
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cherrysodap0p:
I always got into my parents ametuer porn shit when i was younger but i liked to see the nudie pics :-D
foreverloaded:
ODD COMMENT.

wink

Wednesday Jun 16, 2004

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Tattoo Machine

Someone should invent a tattoo machine that would be like an ink-jet printer. If you want a tattoo, they'll just feed the info into the machine and strap you into it. A few minutes later you'll be tattooed.

On second though, this sounds like a pretty horrible idea. Forget I mentioned it.
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drakester:
The answer to the guinea pig problem: Free Beer!!! smile

(errr.. just *say* Free Beer. lol)

[Edited on Jun 18, 2004 12:21AM]
felicia_____:
I'll miss you too.

Monday Jun 14, 2004

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Bad Luck

Yesterday I was getting ready to eat a particularly luscious piece of chocolate cake with vanilla frosting when I dropped my fork. The fork couldn't just simply fall to the carpet, no, it had to bounce. It bounced off the front of my shirt, off the couch, off a foot stool in front of the couch, and then bounced several times down my...
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krabuki:
Yea they are a little creepy, but a hell of alot better than the old inflatable O mouthed numbers that used to be around.

I would love to have it just to sit on my couch as a conversation piece..... eeek shocked wink
ambie:
well i dont have a dog, and my kitties well... they would died if they woulda licked this stuff up... it was pretty foul....

Saturday Jun 12, 2004

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Cameras Suck

I went to an air show today and brought two cameras: my Nikon SLR with a 70-210mm zoom lens and my cheapo digital. The plan was to take pictures of close up stuff with the digital and shoot farther away stuff with the Nikon.

Everything went along fine until both cameras malfunctioned. What are the chances that in a given situation both cameras...
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ambie:
sounds unlucky... you may need to do something nice (karma)... I don't know.. I am talking out my ass
felicia_____:
Definitiely unlucky. You need to sacrifice some cheap Chinese film to the camera gods. or something kiss
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