New Invention
I came up with a new invention this morning: the hovercraft toilet. It's not a hovercraft that has an onboard toilet, it's more of a toilet that's also a hovercraft.
How long have we have had indoor plumbing and flushable toilets? A hundred or more years, right? Well, it's just not that impressive anymore being able to flush stuff away. Going to the toilet is boring. You sit there, do your business for awhile, and eventually you get up and flush it away. How dull. Of course, you can read, but that's still a bit boring as well. No, it just won't do. Going to the toilet needs some excitement. We need the hovercraft toilet. And we need it now more than ever.
Ideally, the unit will be about the size of a rowboat or smaller. Naturally, it will be enclosed for privacy because you can't have people zipping around their yards on a toilet for everyone to see. What would the neighbors think? It will also need safety features such as seat-belt, rollbars, airbag, headlights, breaklights, turn-signals, rear-view mirrors, and possibly even a parachute.
What I need to do now is draw up some plans and see about getting some investors interested so that we can build a working prototype.
I came up with a new invention this morning: the hovercraft toilet. It's not a hovercraft that has an onboard toilet, it's more of a toilet that's also a hovercraft.
How long have we have had indoor plumbing and flushable toilets? A hundred or more years, right? Well, it's just not that impressive anymore being able to flush stuff away. Going to the toilet is boring. You sit there, do your business for awhile, and eventually you get up and flush it away. How dull. Of course, you can read, but that's still a bit boring as well. No, it just won't do. Going to the toilet needs some excitement. We need the hovercraft toilet. And we need it now more than ever.
Ideally, the unit will be about the size of a rowboat or smaller. Naturally, it will be enclosed for privacy because you can't have people zipping around their yards on a toilet for everyone to see. What would the neighbors think? It will also need safety features such as seat-belt, rollbars, airbag, headlights, breaklights, turn-signals, rear-view mirrors, and possibly even a parachute.
What I need to do now is draw up some plans and see about getting some investors interested so that we can build a working prototype.
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teena:
luckily for us.....DPT and i took so long in the shower getting sprinkles outta our hair and um..other places...it was mostly clean by the time we got out...weeeeeeeeeee
krabuki:
I have been wallowing in misery, but am getting back to feeling human again.