crazygrrl

I love halloween so much. It's a spooky time of year. The trees are turning colors, kids are out prostituting for candy, the weather is perfect, and zombies are a definite possibility. Of the two major phobias I have in this world, zombies are one of them. The scientist part of me tries to talk some sense into the foolish half that believes zombies are real. I mean, what's so scary about them anyway? They are slower than hell - you could outrun them easily. They don't carry weapons. In fact, not all of them even have all four limbs.

Is it because they have an incessant desire to eat brains? And they never stop coming for you until you blow their heads off? Hmmm......I'm staying away from all the windows tonight. The zombies may see me.