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Ahh, finals. When my students would come in and ask, even though they had skipped 5 days, missed 2 assignments, and only finished 4 pages of a 10 page paper, could I give them some extra credit? What if they wrote another paper? And didn't I know they paid my salary, and shouldn't that count for something?

I spent 11 years trying to get 18-19
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amberetta:
Wait... So I can't get extra credit?!? 
coyotemike:
@amberetta I dunno...why don't you stop by my office...;)
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coyotemike:
@fearthestars Mongolian throat singing meets rock. And, apparently, hipsters (the judges). 
fearthestars:
@coyotemike It's like they're thinking, "I know I'm supposed to move, but no one ever told me how!!!"
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No harm will come to you here.....

Forget all your worries....just tuck them away....

You can let your mind go on a trip....

where you can meet new and interesting people...

Learn new languages

Because you remember what you left back at home...

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You're not going to see my dick.

fearthestars:
Me too.  Unless you ask.  Nicely.  And even then, you still might not see it.  Who knows what you're gonna do with it?
mojo7673:
I solemnly vow my dick will not put in an appearance at any point on SG. There will be posts about me being a dick...but no pics of my actual dick.
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Forgot a few. Feel free to sing along.

mojo7673:
Great choices :)
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No meaning. Just songs I like:

fearthestars:
Love Lindsey Stirling
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mojo7673:
@coyotemike this GIF ought to get a lot of use :)
colchicine:
omg, perfect embodiment of all the cool dudes telling all the creeps to back off us chicks! 
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Went to see my parents over the weekend. Left early today to beat the weather coming in. It's a 4 hour trip, and about 2.5 hours in, my engine lights went nuts. I pulled over, took a look, and my serpentine belt had come off the bullies. In layman's terms...car no go. So, I call my insurance and they send a tow truck...an hour later....
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