I'm getting just a bit tired of people who've never met me asking why I don't have all the ladies trying to get me. I don't have an answer for that apart from the fact that I'm a very private person and don't really go out of my way to meet women. I don't do bars, I don't go to church, I don't let my...
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Sorry to everyone who commented on my last blog. I somehow double-posted and didn't realize it. 
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toxic:
Come here for that mistake you must have a spanking 
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toxic:
OOOO What's in Canada?!
I don't know why I've had this song in my head for several weeks, but I have.
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bratpanties:
I like Jem. Also, hello! How were the holidays?
Also, hello! How were the holidays? 
coyotemike:
Damn, I double posted and missed all these happy people!
I don't know why I've had this song in my head for several weeks, but I have.
sweetloretta:
ive never even heard that song. i pretty much always have this in my head:
no clue why.
no clue why.
mogwai_:
i have her cd 
I AM THE NYE KISSING BANDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(one per customer. not valid with other offers. offer expires at midnight, tonight. Women only)
(one per customer. not valid with other offers. offer expires at midnight, tonight. Women only)
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sockpuppet:
obsolete, dude 
limowreck:
How was your New Years?
Happy Holidays, Everybody!
Now take your pants off.
Now take your pants off.
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raynne:
taking my pants off is my favourite part of the holidays? how did you know?
toxic:
My Pants Are Off!
SEE?! LOL
I hope you Have A Very Happy, Safe, and Fun New Years!
SEE?! LOL
I hope you Have A Very Happy, Safe, and Fun New Years!
Save me from the stupidity of students!
Situation 1: Girl misses many classes (for fairly good reasons), then goes on a ski vacation after making a deal in order to get her papers to me. Then she sends me an email of her final papers, but the files she sends me are empty.
Situation 2: Girl does well in class, but turns in the most...
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Situation 1: Girl misses many classes (for fairly good reasons), then goes on a ski vacation after making a deal in order to get her papers to me. Then she sends me an email of her final papers, but the files she sends me are empty.
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_kungfoo_:
_kungfoo_
issue_:
Happy Holidays!
Never share novel (book) ideas . . .
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marvel:
That sucks
quella:
that sucks.
that sucks.So . . . who's ready to be my girlfriend? (nonfemales need not apply) 
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x_racer_x:
Peace.Pax humana. Best wishes to you and yours through these holidaze.
_ Bryant
Best wishes to you and yours through these holidaze._ Bryant
katieesq:
So the only idea for your class I could come up with you probably wouldn't be able to do on the fly. I noticed most of the books you listed have film adaptations, and this could make for some interesting forays into adaptation theory for your students. If you have any ambitious ones you could have them make a short film of a particular scene, but again, that might be asking too much. One of my profs had an entire shakespeare and film class that was built around this concept. It was pretty innovative (though I didn't ever take it).
Probably one of the best constructed classes I ever took (and it actually wasn't an English class, it was TRS) had a large bank of optional assignments that you could choose - tests, a long research paper, short literature review papers, church reviews, or creative projects. It must have been really labor intensive for the professor to develop, but she really wanted students to showcase their talents as they learned. I showcased my talent for taking the path of least resistance and took the tests (she graded papers like a madwoman).
Sorry it took me so long to get back to you!
Probably one of the best constructed classes I ever took (and it actually wasn't an English class, it was TRS) had a large bank of optional assignments that you could choose - tests, a long research paper, short literature review papers, church reviews, or creative projects. It must have been really labor intensive for the professor to develop, but she really wanted students to showcase their talents as they learned. I showcased my talent for taking the path of least resistance and took the tests (she graded papers like a madwoman).
Sorry it took me so long to get back to you!
I don't know how much longer I'm going to stay on SG. I have met some truly amazing people, but I have spent way too much of my time on here, to the point where I have let other important things slide away.
I'm not sure what I'm going to do, really. I still have my dream of opening a bookstore and hiring SG girls...
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I'm not sure what I'm going to do, really. I still have my dream of opening a bookstore and hiring SG girls...
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bratpanties:
Sadly, it's not my wedding, so no nekkidness allowed! Though after looking at dresses for the last 2 days, nekkidness would be a shameful waste of an opportunity to buy a new party frock.
You could always have nekkid SG girls in your bookstore though!
You could always have nekkid SG girls in your bookstore though!
mogwai_:
well i'd ogle, but then i wouldn't want to look like i just came there to stare at Morgan so i'd end up buying something.
This . . . is not a blog.
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velvet_petal:
It is a pipe.
n8tvegrl:
I know I can talk out of my ass sometimes... especially when there is tequila involved... but that panda is ridiculous. At least his posts about the big three are so far off base that I could only laugh at them.
Let them starve?
I'm for the working man...
Ummm okay.
Let them starve?
I'm for the working man...
Ummm okay.
It's so funny. For the first half of the semester, I got into this rhythm, where everything just kind of fell into place. Then, once Fall Break hit, the whole thing got disrupted, and it really won't go back this semester. The next two weeks should be ok, but then we have Thanksgiving break (and I'm supposed to teach night class on the evening before...
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bettybruises:
thank you!!
colinism:
They are in FACT sexy parties.
Run Pedo!!