coyotemike

I am a recovering blogger. For the past 5 years (give or take) I have been regularly updating on the banalities of my life, commenting on the world, and generally putting far too much of myself out into the aether that is the interwebz.

And I've run out of things to say.

I need some new friends

Lovely bundle of shit from last night that makes me damn glad I'm not in a relationship right now. Ready to follow the bouncing ball?

Enter Friend #1: 26 years old, met her husband at 18, married for 4-5 years or something. Not sure. I was never a fan of her hubby. He already had two kids from two different women. They now have a...
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I think I finally figured it out! The reason I have such lousy luck meeting women isn't because I don't go out, or because I have a bit of social anxiety.

It's because I deleted all those email chain-letters!!! You know the ones. They said that if you didn't forward them to 10, 15, 50, or 100 friends in 7 minutes, you would have bad...
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Merry Christmas, everybody. I'm stuck in my house by a windstorm too strong for my small, smart, economical car to handle.

Hope you all are where you want to be.

The Ballad of Joe the Conservative: (yes, I stole it, but I renamed it)

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee.

The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some...
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Had no internet service yesterday, so I wrote up a New Gentleman's Guide.

Holy Crap, and I forgot! I finished the first (handwritten) draft of my book!

Don't you just love it when the new line of trolls comes out?

Strangest thought of the day:

I have to convince myself that it is alright for me to feel down. I don't have to feel guilty about not being bright and cheery.

I think someone should create a "Teabagger Swag-Bag", containing a bar of soap, a dictionary, a copy of Constitutional Law for Dummies, and a local map of fast food chains.

Just found out that you don't need a Kindle to read Kindlebooks on Amazon. Just Go Here and download the free application. And THEN, you can go HERE and you can buy my book!!!

YAY!!!

I decided to give self-publishing a whirl. My novel will be available from Amazon (Kindle edition only) in a few days.

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