This is not the previously promised rant, but it just came to mind and I can't sleep until it's out.
When asked where I'm from, I can expect a certain response to me reply 4/5 times. "Texas, only steers and queers come out of Texas." I know they're only quoting a movie (and if it's said in a movie it must be true) but whoever came up with that in the first place is seriously misinformed.
Many things come from Texas. Yes, beef is one of them, dairy, too. Texas also produces oil, paper, lumber, electronics, and maijuana. That's right, weed is cheep in TX 'cos if it's not from right across the border, it's a fine hand-crafted homegrown hydro.
I also didn't know TX as actually being a center of homosexuality. Beastiality maybe, but not faggotry. Sure you might have some areas of the major cities (I'm sure they got areas of Chicago, Atlanta, and New York) but for the most part TX is too busy huntin, fishin, and hatin what they don't understand. Hate crimes? All over. Male sodomy? Mainly in the prisons.
So are they're telling me is the think I either have no balls or that I'm an escaped con?
When asked where I'm from, I can expect a certain response to me reply 4/5 times. "Texas, only steers and queers come out of Texas." I know they're only quoting a movie (and if it's said in a movie it must be true) but whoever came up with that in the first place is seriously misinformed.
Many things come from Texas. Yes, beef is one of them, dairy, too. Texas also produces oil, paper, lumber, electronics, and maijuana. That's right, weed is cheep in TX 'cos if it's not from right across the border, it's a fine hand-crafted homegrown hydro.
I also didn't know TX as actually being a center of homosexuality. Beastiality maybe, but not faggotry. Sure you might have some areas of the major cities (I'm sure they got areas of Chicago, Atlanta, and New York) but for the most part TX is too busy huntin, fishin, and hatin what they don't understand. Hate crimes? All over. Male sodomy? Mainly in the prisons.
So are they're telling me is the think I either have no balls or that I'm an escaped con?