I got a new job. I am now a Crime Analyst for a private investigation firm specializing in workers compensation fraud. I had job interviews lined up at two other companies but I had ranked this as the one I wanted the most. 
I now get to travel all over the state of Florida and, when necessary, across this vast nation. Excellent!
I now get to travel all over the state of Florida and, when necessary, across this vast nation. Excellent!
Well it's too late, all my hair is chopped off!