Yesterday my subconscious conjured up the irrational thought that I ought to get thrown into jail, just to do something bad and revel in establishing a criminal record. That would destroy my new career and hence I shall not act on that irrational impulse. I have irrational thoughts all the time but I generally dont act on nor believe them, hence I am sane.
I got a new job. I am now a Crime Analyst for a private investigation firm specializing in workers compensation fraud. I had job interviews lined up at two other companies but I had ranked this as the one I wanted the most. 
I now get to travel all over the state of Florida and, when necessary, across this vast nation. Excellent!
I now get to travel all over the state of Florida and, when necessary, across this vast nation. Excellent!
lanna1:
Well done on the job!!
Well it's too late, all my hair is chopped off!
Well it's too late, all my hair is chopped off!
anishka:
the bad part is, I make it so they dump me....I dont know what my problem is...
On Tuesday, May 3rd, I will travel four or five hours down to Naples, Florida, the last port of human existence until Alligator Alley in the Everglades, to go in front of a three person panel interview for a position with the county sheriff's office for Crime Scene Investigator. CSI Deep Dish. Sounds great.
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pandamonium:
you know you love me
you know you love me
lanna1:
Lol, yeah but I've been planning this tattoo for AGES!! it's ..actually no I won't say, it can be a surprise (...lol that makes it sound like it's gonna be amazing, but it's not really). I reckon it's gonna hurt loads though, gonna be there for about 2-3hours I'm even telling my mum about this one, although I couldn't exactly hide it from her like my other one. She's trying to compromise with me by asking me to get rid of the holes in my ears and lip bar, ain't gonna happen though! But to sweeten her up a little I'm contemplating chopping off about a foot of my hair like shes wanted for years. Can't wait to see your new tats 
I'm even telling my mum about this one, although I couldn't exactly hide it from her like my other one. She's trying to compromise with me by asking me to get rid of the holes in my ears and lip bar, ain't gonna happen though! But to sweeten her up a little I'm contemplating chopping off about a foot of my hair like shes wanted for years. Can't wait to see your new tats Okay, just as I predicted, as this always happens immediately after every single time I get a tattoo, people touch me right where it hurts. People touch me in modest amounts here and there, but when I get a tattoo it sparks a huge flood of touch at all the wrong spots. (When no one knows!). Because I am such a likable guy, I get...
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Whats up with faith lately? For the past few months, I keep on hearing faith used in the media. Firstly, I think its entirely wrong for the word faith to be hijacked by religion, to where atheists as myself are viewed upon as not people of faith when in fact we are people of faith except when it comes to existential matters of divinity. Secondly,...
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I spent six hours in a tattoo parlor, four hours under the needle, for two tattoos. Cost: $380. Current total investiment in tattoos: $970. My body: priceless.
anishka:
the sad parts is that is the most accurate out of anything I put about myself in the profile....of course we can be friends! as long as you continue to talk to me!
corymeyer:
illustrated
I almost died on Wednesday. If collasping on the floor from a severely high fever is not a sign that without medically evasive action death is imminent, then what?
It was only the fourth time in my life I have escaped death... I saw a glimpse of the Grim Reaper. He wore a Bush shirt.
It was only the fourth time in my life I have escaped death... I saw a glimpse of the Grim Reaper. He wore a Bush shirt.
pandamonium:
um, maybe you should hold off on the smoking increase if you're that sick.
and thanks for being happy i'm back on SG more.
and thanks for being happy i'm back on SG more.
g00000ne:
Oh my god. I almost died twice last year and didn't care until after the fact. I am on my 12th of my 9 lives. Scary shit....we are kept around for some reason.
Fuck school
Fuck school
Why is it that if you think enough and long enough about someone, they pop up in your life, or so it seems? 
Friday night I had a weird dream (alright, so all my dreams are weird) and to fully appreciate the weirdness you must know that I took some constitutional law classes in college. In the dream, I dreamt I was playing Playstation in my bedroom. I then dreamt there were two police officers outside the room, wanting to search the room without a warrant. See, legally,...
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lanna1:
hehe thanks
If tattoos are as addicting as piercings I'll be covered in them soon!
If tattoos are as addicting as piercings I'll be covered in them soon!
lanna1:
I cant believe you have an Oyster Boy t-shirt! Where you get it from?
A few nights ago I was hanging out at a bar with a few friends. During the evening, while I was doing that, a hot chick went approached one of the guys with her phone number all written out on a napkin, saying that she wanted him to call her.
About half an hour later the guy was like, "Dude, I'm going to try her...
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About half an hour later the guy was like, "Dude, I'm going to try her...
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india:
hehe
I'm on a vacation in North Carolina -- from Florida -- and here's the difference between people accustomed to natural disasters and everyone else. In Florida, whenever there is severe weather, like tornado warnings, local television stations put scrolling text at bottom of the screen and usually also a little box with the latest doppler radar. If the station does interpret broadcasting, it's for a...
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