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Monday Aug 01, 2005

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Ever had a day when you just seem to play a part in it instead of you running the show.

Ever go to a mall close one eye put a metal fork over the other and imagine that you are locked in a cage on public display.

Ever walk into some rich bitch store and as youre walking by a snooty customer look at them and give a blood curdling yell, till they ask you to please don't hurt them.

Ever had a telemarketer ask how are you doing to day and then proceed to tell them all about your day in a long drawn out monolog, till they hang up.

Well if you have, good for you! If not, what are you waiting for?

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