corkonthefork

Ever had a day when you just seem to play a part in it instead of you running the show.

Ever go to a mall close one eye put a metal fork over the other and imagine that you are locked in a cage on public display.

Ever walk into some rich bitch store and as youre walking by a snooty customer look at them...
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Finally, I have a broadband pipe to my house. After years of waiting I finally have it. The world is mine, oh so very mine. Mad! Mad, you say. Fuck off slog.

So the very first thing this morning I went out and got all Netgear network shit. Firewalled wireless router and four cards and a shit load of wire with some RJ45 connectors and...
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Well the sling swing is done finally, and my customer should be out here on Monday for testing and review. Not sure how to go about testing some thing like this without some one in it for a session. Im sure she thinks that she is going to get me in that thing, but Ill see how Im feeling about it then. What I do...
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Took out my "Whale Tail" boat (we rebulit it to look like a old Nam PT boat) on Lake Norman this weekend with a bunch of friends. We went all out and made like lake pirates and pissed off a bunch of rich bitches, with the water cannon. Who knew, that a used pressure washer mounted on a home made ring mount would be so...
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Well my Dom customer showed up today to take a look at how things are coming. The first words out of her mouth were that thing looks fucking heavy. She thought it was made of steel, but when I broke it down for her and handed her the heaviest piece (about 30 lbs or so) so she was surprised when I told her the max...
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Well got the square tube cut dry fitted, and now the fun stuff. I went with 3 wd: 0.25 6063 T52 aluminum square tubing, for the frame and one inch pins for the assemble points. Got some oversized stock that Ill tap to make moving sling points on the horizontal and vertical members so the Dom can move them to where she wishes. The welding...
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Was contacted by a woman that wants me to build her a of piece dungeon equipment (a first for me). High strength, light weight, and able to be broken down by one person and moved in a light duty truck. Kinda looks like a picnic canopy without the tarp. The lay out is such that it could be either free standing or fitted over a...
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I think Ill see about getting a tattoo shop to fill in some of my old scars with some color. You know for shock factor and stuff.

That is all.

Well I took my little girl buddy to her first IDPA match today. All I can say is holy fuck. She did so well I felt like a proud papa watching his little girl hit her first homerun or sumtin. She has come a long way since she was raped, and all I got to say to you fuckers is I wouldnt try that again...
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