Random Thoughts
Lately I've been rolling my eyes so much, they may as well get stuck behind my head.
When you live alone, it's always a fun game to play how long you could be dead before your body is discovered.
Upon entering your mid-twenties, 80% of dateable females in your age range have boyfriends. 95% for the ones you're really interested in.
No matter how much you're watching what you eat, your family always wants you to eat larger portions of high-calorie foods.
Sometimes coffee just isn't enough.
Sunday is the second-worst day of the week if you don't like your job.
Temper tantrums shouldn't just be for toddlers.
Insulting someone, then trying to pass it off as a joke, is often more insulting than the remark was to begin with.
Black and white? Alright!
Land of the Dead is only four days away.
Lately I've been rolling my eyes so much, they may as well get stuck behind my head.
When you live alone, it's always a fun game to play how long you could be dead before your body is discovered.
Upon entering your mid-twenties, 80% of dateable females in your age range have boyfriends. 95% for the ones you're really interested in.
No matter how much you're watching what you eat, your family always wants you to eat larger portions of high-calorie foods.
Sometimes coffee just isn't enough.
Sunday is the second-worst day of the week if you don't like your job.
Temper tantrums shouldn't just be for toddlers.
Insulting someone, then trying to pass it off as a joke, is often more insulting than the remark was to begin with.
Black and white? Alright!
Land of the Dead is only four days away.
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As for the girls issue - that's why you need to live somewhere with a lot of girls. So even if 95% of the hot girls are attached, that still leaves thousands who aren't.