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I believe it was either the immortal William Shakespeare or the eminent Dr. Dre, who said "Bitches ain't nothin' but tricks and hos".

Not quite sure what that has to do with the present moral dilemma or Just War Principles, but you know what I mean. At any rate: 'nother day, 'nother calculus 2 exam. What this subject has to do with my plans for future employment is beyond me, but I suppose I shouldn't complain.

Though, now that I think of it... the next time some woman stops me in a seedy lounge, eyes me up and down and says "Hey sweetheart; if you can tell me the rate of change in the volume of liquid in my martini glass as I pour it over my sumptuous bosoms, I'll let you lick it off afterwards"...

Well... I'll be all set, won't I? Jokes on you, Dre! Cal 2 gets me play!

....I'm a big dumb idiot.

Cue the beatbox.

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update: ok, so cal 2 wasn't as bad as I had anticipated. However, I would have done much better had I used the 5 day hiatus for studying instead of ... well, not studying. We reap what we sow. However, now I have a handle on how this guy works, so the next time we meet, I will not fail.

I will walk up to the six fingered man and say "Hello..."-

wait. Wrong thing. Backup.