It's a well-established fact. Exams are the shits.
Also, I am probably quitting my job. Because they have this on their website: "The Aquatics centre will be excepting applications for lifeguard positions early April". Can you spot the horrible, glaring error? I refuse to work somewhere that a)doesn't acknowledge the English language and b)refuses to let me correct their idiocy. That's right. They've actually refused to let me change it. I quit.
I've probably got my panties in more of a twist than is kosher, given the situation. But I am tired, and school is "bending me over and not using lube", in the epic words of a good friend. Which probably means I need to be coddled and flattered.
...yes, that was your cue.
Also, I am probably quitting my job. Because they have this on their website: "The Aquatics centre will be excepting applications for lifeguard positions early April". Can you spot the horrible, glaring error? I refuse to work somewhere that a)doesn't acknowledge the English language and b)refuses to let me correct their idiocy. That's right. They've actually refused to let me change it. I quit.
I've probably got my panties in more of a twist than is kosher, given the situation. But I am tired, and school is "bending me over and not using lube", in the epic words of a good friend. Which probably means I need to be coddled and flattered.
...yes, that was your cue.
remember, i eschew grammer, punctuation and punctuality
but i applaud you standing on your participles
and capitalizing on Captialization
i assume that there is a line accross your student quad of men and women waiting to coddle and flatter you
perhaps you should open the door
and let the warm wind of their idolatry waft over your
your fine fine self
Maybe this will bring you some cheer...
(It's me)
Good luck on your exams!