spiraltongue

It's the battle of 1000 floating heads!

sssss... BOOOMM!

Sheesh, where's an adoring crowd when you need one?

allisonation and I spent a lovely day on the Elk River yesterday. We floated eight miles, ending up at Noel. We had sandwiches, froze our collective ass off in the frigid spring waters, and had a lovely interlude on top of a rock. By 'lovely interlude', of...
Read More

For my next entry I would like a victi....er...a volunteer!

Ah, yes, the illustrious blog. There's no better way to pass the time when you should be doind something productive than to vomit random thoughts into the etherweb. For instance, today I'm putting off...

• Reading nine chapters of my history textbook
• Memorizing and practicing a monologue
• Solving matrices using the Gaussian OR the Gauss-Jordan elimination...
  Read More

For those of you who may be paying attention: I have posted some pictures.

For those of you who are not paying attention: You have a booger hanging out of your nose. Right there. No - just a little... okay, you got it.

I wonder where a guy goes to get some friends around here. Hmm.

I just quit one of my two jobs. I...
Read More

As far as a forced introduction goes: (gun to head)

"P-p-please don't hurt me! I'll post something! I promise!"