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Saturday Jun 18, 2005

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I know a while back I said I'd do more tributes to hot-t-t-looking SGers, but I got a diff idea this morning that I really wanted to do, a wildly different tribute to my favorite women of SG...

my favorite funny women.

Here are the top 3 funniest things I've seen women SG/SGers do lately:

3) I can't put into simple words how great Kikka's writing is; at turns funny, serious, odd, familiar... she has probably the Most Unique Way With Words Of Any Human I Can Think Of... maybe Bjork is up there, too.
I randomly put a bunch of pics of the Led Zeppelin fellows in a recent Journal of hers and this was her reply Comment:

hola, a nice backside is always good to look at when home tired.*

and give me more heartattacks like that, i'll tell you nightmare stories. and real, youw on't sleep like i didn't after i heard them, for years.
so, no picures of gods without warning!(#*(@*#(@$)#($*)#($*#)($*


This is why I say that if GOD came down at put a gun to my head (and it's GOD, so you know he means business) and said I had to marry an SG in order to enact a mysterious process know only to him, GOD, which could save the universe from total destruction, or at least a Walmart takeover bid, I'd pick Kikka. (not that this would benefit her; I'm sure she'd rather marry Albertine... but I hope she would at least do it to save the universe/ stop the Waltons, followed by quick Haitian divorce, with GOD handling the paperwork).
(* a reference to the then-featured heavenly ass-pics of liz_marie1222 in my Journal)

2) In the "prop comic" department, we have the reason why I told Gadget this weekend that she was great, really great IN BOLD CAPS. Seems a friend of hers was having some Aunt Flow problems (he's talking about peeeriod pains), so what did The Gadge do? She made her a menstruation mascot:


It's the Period Monster! All you women who ever wondered, "What is that sensation in my gut??" during yo period; it was this lil guy all along!
Tell me that is not the coolest thing anybody has done in the past week. YOU LIE!! It IS the coolest.

Of course, there are many, many, many good reasons why I say Gadget is a heroine to the masses, and the areas of no quantifiable physical matter as well!

1) Siv's recent observation that: "Fuckin...Bo Bice is not a name, it's what comes before 'Banana fanna fo fice.'" Truer words never blogged from the comedy queen who'd never, ever make peculiar faces on film. One of our great living photographers... or even if she was dead, she'd be A Great Photographer Evour.

I am glad to know (or uhh know of) so many funny women (Isadora, Antimony, Fenchurch, Joscelyne, anonymouse, BoyGeorgeIs..., er, Kay, tulipbooty, Pully and 1222, etc.) around "the SG."

So who are your fave folks that prove Jerry Lewis wrong.... you know, about women being actually funny and not just being sex objects for Jerry Lewis (okay, now I'm revulsed thinking about anyone humping that pompous assclown), but in fact being 10 trillion times funnier than Jerry Lewis??? What is your fave woman SGer hijinks/ joke/ funny-pic of late?
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kikka:
that fork picture is so artistic, oi! love it. b&w, and shit! and s&m.

and thank you! i see you are fond of my unique way of mistyping!

before we make the final step, who are the waltons?
Jun 20, 2005
siv:
haha, now i will completely refute the claim by being the unfunniest mofo in this comment chain.

but like Timbaland, i got LOVE FOR YA.
Jun 20, 2005

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