Sunday Dec 07, 2008

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no,
really,
december can wrap it's lips, to the point of tearing them,
all the way around a thick veiny slab....
chuggin' a fat one, ya'll.
gay. gay. gay. gay. gay.
5x gayer than november,
which was gay.
i'm sayin'.
gadget:
You'll change your tune once you see what I made you guys for christmas. For the record thought, if there's ever an albie jess split ever ever - she gets 2/3rds of it. Just saying. What would you say if I wanted to steal your lady for a little vacation, just the two of us?
gadget:
well hey, I figured I'd save you trouble of the decision making if it ever came to that.

and yes, you can count that as part of the gift.

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