catboner

I'll IM you later and explain.

And yeeeesss, I'm cumming on someone else's face now, you jealous bitch you.

tonight i went and hung out with a friend who is house-sitting for this guy that i really dislike. this guys house is completely spotless and organized in every way. this did not surprise me at all.

we're sitting watching a movie and this weird very small lump of black hair starts to walk into the living room. it turns out to be a small dog whose name is ninja. this dog was scratching its ear by putting its head on the ground and walking forward with its hind legs. it then started growling and barking at me for no reason. small animals attempting to be intimidating are funny as it is, but never has something this small and fucking odd done it. i was laughing uncontrollably. laughed until it hurt and then some more. this dog has less dignity than my stupid gray cat.