last night we witnessed a true champion.
he drank so much that there was no way he was going to be able to make it home (a few blocks away, on foot). this fact was truly driven home when he did attempt to leave the party, only to be found minutes later face down in a ditch on the side of the road. as he was being helped up, he called the guy that was lifting him "boner lips" then took off running. thankfully, he just scaled the 6.5 foot fence back to the party.
not much later, he stopped what he was doing and proceeded to roll across the yard into the hedges. he was there for some time before getting up. in the process he lost his hat and spent probably an hour trying to find it before giving up. we then ignored him for a bit. then we realized he was gone. we figured he just wandered home. minutes later we hear rustling by the hedges and assume its just the dog or something. it is not. it is the champion himself crawling back to the yard underneath the fence. then he passed out by the tree.
and that was only a small portion of why my night last night was so fucking awesome.
he drank so much that there was no way he was going to be able to make it home (a few blocks away, on foot). this fact was truly driven home when he did attempt to leave the party, only to be found minutes later face down in a ditch on the side of the road. as he was being helped up, he called the guy that was lifting him "boner lips" then took off running. thankfully, he just scaled the 6.5 foot fence back to the party.
not much later, he stopped what he was doing and proceeded to roll across the yard into the hedges. he was there for some time before getting up. in the process he lost his hat and spent probably an hour trying to find it before giving up. we then ignored him for a bit. then we realized he was gone. we figured he just wandered home. minutes later we hear rustling by the hedges and assume its just the dog or something. it is not. it is the champion himself crawling back to the yard underneath the fence. then he passed out by the tree.
and that was only a small portion of why my night last night was so fucking awesome.
mistersatan:
Wow... I must meet this individual you call "bonerlips" and feed him Jaegermeister until he becomes my personal zombie.
clara:
"Boner Lips" is now officially part of my standard lexicon. 