my lord, its hot out. it's definitely shorts weather, but youll never see me going near a pair.
today at work was a day from hell. not only was it busy with the most annoying varieties of customers, but when the register was counted at the end of it, the total for the day was $666.
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penelopelee:
dude. GO to the store and get a tiny box of that jello brand pudding, add 2 cups of cold milk, and stick it in some sort of closable tupperware and shake the shit up. there's your pudding. it's the easiest thing EVER. get pistachio flavour. pistachio flavour ruuules.
morgan:
it's a sign from satan.
last night we witnessed a true champion.
he drank so much that there was no way he was going to be able to make it home (a few blocks away, on foot). this fact was truly driven home when he did attempt to leave the party, only to be found minutes later face down in a ditch on the side of the road. as he...
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he drank so much that there was no way he was going to be able to make it home (a few blocks away, on foot). this fact was truly driven home when he did attempt to leave the party, only to be found minutes later face down in a ditch on the side of the road. as he...
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mistersatan:
Wow... I must meet this individual you call "bonerlips" and feed him Jaegermeister until he becomes my personal zombie.
clara:
"Boner Lips" is now officially part of my standard lexicon. 
god damn. this night was epic.
freckle:
and so your so verbose about it too.
i turn around to burn some copies of my novelty dance album to give to friends, and all of a sudden my shiny new internet does not work. i go around in circles on the install program for hours, give up, end up trying to pry open a busted desk drawer. i swear a lot. A LOT. and somehow i got it working again.
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clara:
It was the swearing. 
freckle:
yes, yes you are.
ive been running into a bunch of people that i havent seen in like 2 or 3 years the past week. at places that i never would have guessed i'd run into them at. its cool but a little weird that its all at once.
and i
onions.
and i
onions.
freckle:
i grilled onions, and crunchy onions. nummy.
grilled onions, and crunchy onions. nummy.
since work tomorrow morning is keeping me from doing anything worthwhile tonight, i think i will go make love to my gameboy.
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prudence:
just make sure you take pics
freckle:
did you shave or just revert?
guess who's bored?!!
freckle:
you just looooooooooooove rubbing it in, dont'cha?
I LOVE JESUS AND JESUS LIKES TO HUG ME.
fuckin a. i go into work to get a cup of coffee cause its one of those days where coffee would be PERFECT. and i get suckered into working for an hour. its called a day off for a reason.
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freckle:
i live in the dorms where we're not allowed grilled cheese makers... and they don't have it in the cafeteria...
they're holding me hostage without my grilled cheese!!!
they're holding me hostage without my grilled cheese!!!
pippi:
Ok, thats it....I like yer name to much, yer on my friends list.
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL. YOU SIN TOO MUCH.
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meempants:
I prefer turnip greens, actually. Though they haven't made my forearms any bigger.
pyronautica:
Goddamnit, are you serious? Fuck, that totally ruins my travel plans.