Dear Glico-Kitty Famicom:
Just because you are wide awake at 3:30am because you horked up a hairball does not mean that your humans want to be! You might have noticed that we were laying quietly on the big rectangular soft thing, not really moving, mostly just breathing deeply. This is because we want to sleep, not play! Seriously! Leave us alone! Just sleep! Why can't you sleep?
Also? Stop chewing on plastic bags! What the hell is wrong with you? Plastic bags are not yummy cat treats, so why do you try to eat them?
Thank you for depositing the hairball on the floor and not on the bed. Much as I didn't like discovering it with my toe when I got up to pee, it would have been much worse if I'd found it on the bed.
Love, but annoyance,
Your Female Human
Just because you are wide awake at 3:30am because you horked up a hairball does not mean that your humans want to be! You might have noticed that we were laying quietly on the big rectangular soft thing, not really moving, mostly just breathing deeply. This is because we want to sleep, not play! Seriously! Leave us alone! Just sleep! Why can't you sleep?
Also? Stop chewing on plastic bags! What the hell is wrong with you? Plastic bags are not yummy cat treats, so why do you try to eat them?
Thank you for depositing the hairball on the floor and not on the bed. Much as I didn't like discovering it with my toe when I got up to pee, it would have been much worse if I'd found it on the bed.
Love, but annoyance,
Your Female Human
straif:
you HAVE to watch the vid at the bottom of Tori's blog today 
rabidbuttons:
I want the kitty... an I agree with hairballs much better on the floor