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Howdy SG people. My buddy Fred told me this joke today: A guy goes into a restaurant to get a bite to eat. He orders a meal that includes soup or salad. He orders the soup, which the waiter brings out promptly. The man begins to eat the soup, but accidently drops his spoon. The waiter sees this and immediately comes to the table, with a spoon in hand. "That's awsome!" says the man. "How did you get here so fast with that spoon?" The waiter replies "Well sir, when I started this job, we took an efficiency class to learn to meet customer needs more promptly. We learned that the spoon is the most commonly dropped utensil, so I always carry an extra spoon in my shirt pocket."
"That's pretty cool, thank you very much!" The man continues on with his meal, savoring every bite with his lucky spoon. As he finishes his meal, the waiter comes by to drop the check. "Excuse me waiter, I couldn't help but notice that you have a string hanging from your zipper."
"Yessir." replies the waiter. "We learned in the efficiency class that by putting a string on your zipper, you can use the bathroom and not have to wash your hands."
"Interesting. but how do you pull out your privates without using your hands?"
"well sir, I don't know about everybody else, but I use a spoon."