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after a long binge of lychee martinis followed by a brief SARS infection i am back on the left coast. of course i managed to carry around my written, addressed postcards and never get any stamps. stamps and water are very hard for me to find while drunk. fear not tho, they will be sent! biggrin
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huh!? huh!? i'm up i'm up! been running around like a freak trying to get things ready for my trip to the Big Apple. making a list of all the restaurants i'm going to, what bands/djs to see, and which bars to imbibe in. this weekend there was much imbibing. at some point, i was at a bat mitzah, dancing around with a napkin tied...
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melissa2:
i wanna go to NY.........
user8935778:
are you home yet?! whats up. serious. im worried.
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way too long with no posts. i'm sorry. i'm too busy on benders trying to deal with the world.
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user8935778:
i think you and i need to make out. stat.

thats code for right now.

and im drunk

i had to type this ish out liek23892232309238 times

whats up with THAT?
user8935778:
wake up. wake up. i have curry. and i want liquor. in the front. ahhaha whoaaaaaaa!
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up WAY too early. and strangely, i have no reason to be other than myself.
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user8935778:
um.. can we just say that i drank way too much and im up too early. way too early. how am i alive. dont know.
user8935778:
im blowing up your journal.. whoa like mad

im going to meet SHAG IN VEGASSSSSSSSSSSSS! ill get something for you
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well, thank god the weekend is over. i can't believe i just said that.

clipping paths == wrist pain.

barnes and noble has sucky selection. i wish borders was closer.
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user8935778:
oh! the highlights of the trip:

the plane ride up there.. first class mind you.. and this drunken HAG with a decaying face being the most annoying disaster on the planet.. so bad that the other passengers were offering to buy me another plane ticket because they felt so bad i had to suffer the whole trip.

and then my cab back to the airport not understanding what school i was at so going to the wrong school.. and me waiting in the cold for one hour.

plane ride home: first class.. no one next to me.. and the coolest flight attendants ever giving me wayyyyyyyyy too much vodka. ehhe. weeee! take me to nyc with you!
bside:
alright aim name updated.
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i am tired, cranky, and have a lot of dishes to do. fuck.

thinking about putting all the dishes in the dishwasher and just blowing that mother to hell. how's THAT for dish doing!

shit, where's the cocktail waitress...
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al:
But sweetie, we just had a new AL set in February! There's one waiting, though, I promise.
user8935778:
hello!? invite me over. im so there. ill make drinks.

when i used to bartend at this stupid hipster club.. and people would ask for my specialty drink, i would make them "sex at my house"

1:1 of SoCo and Amaretto
then 3:2:1 of pineapple, oj, and grenadiene.

Some people call it hawaiian punch.. i call it, "you're definitely getting laid tonight."
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i am rockin out to some sweet livephish soundboards. awesome. and who is LilJackKnife? my new friend! we're shag friends. you wouldn't understand.
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suburbanslave:
hehehe - u rock!!
mistersatan:
I don't know what exactly he was doing there, but he didn't bust out any funky moves or anything- he was too busy herding a bunch of kids out to his minivan with the tinted windows.
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um whoa. i just saw the new alice set. whoa.

now if only O would start tonguing her powerbook in her sets...

O is upgraded!
mistersatan:
Thanks to the new "friend of" feature, I just now figured out that I was on your friend list.

Hello, sir. Nice to meet you.
user8935778:
i have the same shag sticker.
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ok. so not only is O haaaht. but she has a sister, who is undoubtedly haaaht too. and she had a scooter. please, if in the next life i am somehow not dr_h, can i be S5?

i think i ate too much couscous. i feel bloated. maybe its the henry's.
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bside:
it must be responding to the whippings.

here's my mood. for the first time, i just listened to Come To Daddy and didn't cringe and fast forward to Flim. weird.
alice:
if you were dr.h, you wouldn't be able to spell. but if you were s5, you could spell and have a hot wife.
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i'm thinking about finally getting that scooter i've been talking about for years. why? try to keep from using as much gas jammin around this small town. and there's the cool helmets. i *love* helmets. why? not sure. but it gives you a whole different perspective when your head is heavy, literally.

and why is O so hot?! are all the women like this in...
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olivia:
pps: here's my old vespa PX150e. boy i miss the ol' gal.

http://lesb.org/img/vespa.jpg
fuji:
it was a love sandwhich kiss