I think the most vile thing in the world is when people watch porno and cuddle or rub each others backs, its gross...
For one you entering an alternate deminsion. A deminsion where piss, cum, shit and drugs are sort of scattered around, a deminsion that has no room for hugs and fucking kisses.
These too anime dorks watching weak fucking PIA CARROT, i could...
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For one you entering an alternate deminsion. A deminsion where piss, cum, shit and drugs are sort of scattered around, a deminsion that has no room for hugs and fucking kisses.
These too anime dorks watching weak fucking PIA CARROT, i could...
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Once upon a time, in a remote mountain village in Japan, there lived an honest old man and his wife. The old man was out plowing his field one day when a little white puppy came running toward him, yelping and crying. The puppy had been mistreated by the greedy old man who lived one field over. "Oh, you poor thing," exclaimed the old man,...
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escapegoat:
poor shiro........reminds me of me.........but then so does the greedy old man.............in a nut shell.....the moral of the story is "shiro" is a great new name for blow
naja_haje:
One of my friends bought a $150 bag of the old man's shiro in the Bahamas... but what a cup of coffee!
In order to understand SUNSHINE IS BEING EATEN you need to realize that everything is controlled by a THE PAPER EATING DING LOBBY made up of THE BLOOD FUCKERS with help from TEXAS TWINKS.
The conspiracy first started WINTER. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including THE GREAT POPPY WAR.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by...
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The conspiracy first started WINTER. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including THE GREAT POPPY WAR.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by...
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I DON'T EVER WANNA BE NUDE AND SUPER GLUED TO A WHEELCHAIR.
rickroyal:
Yes, I can see how that could be annoying.
I got to ruin some rich dragon slayer's v drums, i fucked up all his settings, broke his snare , though you can float the snares on other pads, plus i ruined all his songs so that was pretty funny, - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
i was sitting in for some drunk it murderd 5 hours,...
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i was sitting in for some drunk it murderd 5 hours,...
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my blood feels stickey
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haggling for the Black Tar, Texas is odd, for one drugs are dirt cheap...and the criminal punishment is fucking ugly as fuck, i wish i was rich in the early nineties to help fund Michael Jacksons 3 deminsional cow, i wanna listen to...
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haggling for the Black Tar, Texas is odd, for one drugs are dirt cheap...and the criminal punishment is fucking ugly as fuck, i wish i was rich in the early nineties to help fund Michael Jacksons 3 deminsional cow, i wanna listen to...
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escapegoat:
Darby Crash comes to mind when its about fucing up a drug related suicide.......he gets the Germs back together (to show the kids what punk rock is really about).....tells everyone he's gunna score a bunch of drugs after the show and OD........nobody believed him.........and after the show, he writes his will,on a napkin, to this punk girl......loads the rig......downloads the dose........lies out in a crucifix pose.......and dies, to hopefully become hugely famous/immortal..........he died the same night that John Lennon was assasinated.........like Darby and his music, his timing was terrible..........
escapegoat:
more goth rap
im pale with ink,
stuck in a corner,
plucked and shaved,
an obsessive moaner,
black everything,
with prozac demeaner,
i think i like girls,
cause gross is a weiner
im pale with ink,
stuck in a corner,
plucked and shaved,
an obsessive moaner,
black everything,
with prozac demeaner,
i think i like girls,
cause gross is a weiner
Everywhere is flooded.... all these stupid truck bastard are trying to conquer the great fucking river that swallowed the feeder lanes of i 45, The fucking rain is hammering so hard that you can't see and there are people going 60 through a fucking river?????????????
eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr stupid dirt eaters
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It wasn't really pouring and flesh floods are like porno to mormons, i stepped into...
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eerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr stupid dirt eaters
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It wasn't really pouring and flesh floods are like porno to mormons, i stepped into...
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superficial:
your profile pic made me zone out for two whole minutes (maybe more). nice! 
it's weird. you're like the third person that's brought up onyx to me in the past week... the other two were in real life, just people i know. they both independantly started talking about them for no reason. weird.
it's weird. you're like the third person that's brought up onyx to me in the past week... the other two were in real life, just people i know. they both independantly started talking about them for no reason. weird.
escapegoat:
i opened up geo the g by spliting his morning glory and he drewled on the floor like a good little cockauckour
this is funny shit.....i finish reading yer flooding stories......then i check messages here at the shop......."hi, this is J P Dickweed and i was scheduled to come in for work......well ive been watching the news and theres alot of water here and we wanted to make sure that everything is alright down there......"
jezus.......its fucking portland here.........how many years have you lived here?.....what the fuck?........quit wasting my time mutant
this is funny shit.....i finish reading yer flooding stories......then i check messages here at the shop......."hi, this is J P Dickweed and i was scheduled to come in for work......well ive been watching the news and theres alot of water here and we wanted to make sure that everything is alright down there......"
jezus.......its fucking portland here.........how many years have you lived here?.....what the fuck?........quit wasting my time mutant
Fucking HELL
Smooth Jazz has washed me clean after 4 hours i could still make fun of it, but 5 all hope was lost, i heard take these broken wings....the smooth jazz version, 6 hours of "jazz" and i coldn't move 7 zombie 8 zombie......
uggggg i wanna call NAP i haven't really talked to her in 18 days, fucking Halloween, i hate Halloween it...
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Smooth Jazz has washed me clean after 4 hours i could still make fun of it, but 5 all hope was lost, i heard take these broken wings....the smooth jazz version, 6 hours of "jazz" and i coldn't move 7 zombie 8 zombie......
uggggg i wanna call NAP i haven't really talked to her in 18 days, fucking Halloween, i hate Halloween it...
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escapegoat:
so whats Jet Boy like?
there has been a great rock n roll void for me.......most tunes that show up are bad imitations of bad imitations
there has been a great rock n roll void for me.......most tunes that show up are bad imitations of bad imitations
tomosnemesis:
i have this feeling you don't even really like her...so why does it matter? i would say just find some way to call her when you're just going to get her voicemail. that way you can say you called and you don't have to talk to her. and yes, most straight girls are stupid.
Talking to my parents is a big fucking challenge, i mention no twinks, no hookers no porno, nothing
i kept swearing to God about NAP..
my mother thinks i sound more sane since i started talking to her, though i hate caring for her, though i want her, i am trying to supress it, i could love her ..but i know i would ruin her,...
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i kept swearing to God about NAP..
my mother thinks i sound more sane since i started talking to her, though i hate caring for her, though i want her, i am trying to supress it, i could love her ..but i know i would ruin her,...
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suburbanslave:
I dont really know what to say to all of that.
I applied at the avm about a yr ago, fucking manager was a dick, he asked when i could work, i asked what shift yall were hiring for and he didnt like me questioning him, so he got pissy and I said fuck it.
I applied at the avm about a yr ago, fucking manager was a dick, he asked when i could work, i asked what shift yall were hiring for and he didnt like me questioning him, so he got pissy and I said fuck it.
scumbag:
im not dislexik im just a middle school drop out becous i guess you can say adhd (attention defisit hyperactive disorder) and ed (emotionaly disturbed)ha like they even know
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At work we now have to listen to smooth jazz, becuase the music we were listening to was too "racey"
~~~~~~~~~the story of HANDS
With any job you have the customers that make you wanna puke.. Like Louis McGouskey....he slimes tapes and dvd with exotic oils and his man juices and hands them back in the same black bag , he left with the...
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At work we now have to listen to smooth jazz, becuase the music we were listening to was too "racey"
~~~~~~~~~the story of HANDS
With any job you have the customers that make you wanna puke.. Like Louis McGouskey....he slimes tapes and dvd with exotic oils and his man juices and hands them back in the same black bag , he left with the...
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black_tar_heroin:
VIVA la fucking game shark!!!!!!!!! thank jesus it plays regions 1 through 6~~~
suburbanslave:
where do u work at??
i kept it nerdy by plugging up my PS2 to the jack off porno theater, Street Fighter Alpha....big like a mutha fucker, and surrouned by people with hot heads and guns. and soar losers, and Jesus tattoos.
, it is sort of gross if you think about all the cum i step in or on a week, i try not to think about it, and...
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, it is sort of gross if you think about all the cum i step in or on a week, i try not to think about it, and...
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naja_haje:
looks like a fuckin' MaryKay convention up in here.
*straightens bow tie*
*straightens bow tie*
scumbag:
the sex industrie is where the money is
just cant connect it with your heart
at least with heroin when it connects
to your heart its either live or die like
other things but when you die
its only life for one more second
and then no more worries feelings
or even situations
but with sex when your heart dies
thats the only thing that does
and you still have to deal
with the rest of the world
just cant connect it with your heart
at least with heroin when it connects
to your heart its either live or die like
other things but when you die
its only life for one more second
and then no more worries feelings
or even situations
but with sex when your heart dies
thats the only thing that does
and you still have to deal
with the rest of the world
i am so letting my phone die
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thecowboy:
..you have the best page on the site that ive seen so far..
naja_haje:
The best way to shank somebody is to use a screwdriver, or maybe a filed down spoon. I have a friend that carries around a screwdriver at work.. he even showed me the proper way to shove it between the ribs and puncture the lung. Now I have to get a fucking cell phone so that the bastards can keep me on an electric leash. I hate the assholes that think they were the first person to take a picture with their cell phone.. you don't say.. with your cell phone ..
well fuck me out of the holler i'd ne'er beleeb my eyes you must be jame bond..
but its four guys praying to the light and can't you see the angel..
nope, too bad it looks like shit, guess you should have had a real camera..
well fuck me out of the holler i'd ne'er beleeb my eyes you must be jame bond..
but its four guys praying to the light and can't you see the angel..
nope, too bad it looks like shit, guess you should have had a real camera..
PRICKS!!!! how dare you SMOOTH JAZZ me
[Edited on Nov 22, 2003 2:28AM]