Boy, did my friend Heather show ME a good time tonight...
BAH HAHAHAHAHA!! AH Heather you ROCK! I know you're reading this!!!!
(We spent the whole night playing pranks on people to CKY'S "96 Quite Bitter Beings.")
Bored as hell. I should probably practice my ranting, as I will attempt to perform at a punk rock feminist poetry slam tomorrow. I'm nervous, i've only performed...
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BAH HAHAHAHAHA!! AH Heather you ROCK! I know you're reading this!!!!
(We spent the whole night playing pranks on people to CKY'S "96 Quite Bitter Beings.")
Bored as hell. I should probably practice my ranting, as I will attempt to perform at a punk rock feminist poetry slam tomorrow. I'm nervous, i've only performed...
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lila:
next week. ?!
**Rolls around naked on floor dipped in honey**
Ok, i'm waiting for Dia to be the guest speaker in my journal today, we shall speak of how to charm the ladies.
Give it up for Diaaaaaaaaaa! **Applause**
Audience Participation.
By the way, that isn't me in the pic, which makes it funnier.
Ok, i'm waiting for Dia to be the guest speaker in my journal today, we shall speak of how to charm the ladies.
Give it up for Diaaaaaaaaaa! **Applause**
Audience Participation.
By the way, that isn't me in the pic, which makes it funnier.
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bionicfemme:
Ah, but it is, my friend...it is....
lol! God, I am so bored right now, and I can't go anywhere because mother nature's gonna kick my ass with this thunderstorm! It was odd, there was thunder and lighting with little rain! I bet it's gonna launch a full on assault in a little bit.
lol! God, I am so bored right now, and I can't go anywhere because mother nature's gonna kick my ass with this thunderstorm! It was odd, there was thunder and lighting with little rain! I bet it's gonna launch a full on assault in a little bit.
toreena:
I'm home, drunk, got your emaill, and will write baack tommmmoteoew!
If I could be all you wanted, If I could be all you wanted, all the time...
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volkov:
is that a Radiohead lyric?
it's better to be wanted than to be needed
if hyou could be you all of the time that should be enough. who wants everything they want....all at the same time?!? that's overwhelming and leaves no room for desire or future fulfillment. so does that mean we want to not want? so we shouldn't...no wait! we should!..no wait! I hate the word "should". yuck!
ack!
the BionicFemme! She hurts me brain!
*watches BionicFemme shake her head and mutter "it was just a stoopid lyric. shoosh" and stumbles away clutching misfiring neuron mass that is his brain*
*HUGZ, YO!*
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it's better to be wanted than to be needed
if hyou could be you all of the time that should be enough. who wants everything they want....all at the same time?!? that's overwhelming and leaves no room for desire or future fulfillment. so does that mean we want to not want? so we shouldn't...no wait! we should!..no wait! I hate the word "should". yuck!
ack!
the BionicFemme! She hurts me brain!
*watches BionicFemme shake her head and mutter "it was just a stoopid lyric. shoosh" and stumbles away clutching misfiring neuron mass that is his brain*
*HUGZ, YO!*
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bionicfemme:
Boo: **Swoon!** I hate this! I meet so many hot/cool chix on SG and they live in, like, Taiwan where I will never be able to meet them in real life!
The Gil: Whatsa matta you? Come to my bosom!
Solisis: Indeed old chap, indeed. Swing by around 7, I shall bring the champagne and the chitlins. I will take you to McDonalds, 'cause you know I love to take you out to all the nahce playces!
Volkov7: Yes, just a Radiohead lyric (as part of one of the most depressing songs ever!) but I have been thinking a lot about it lately...I'm only happy when i'm making someone else happy and this isn't good because it just sets me up for bullshit. Maybe like, 5 years from now i'll be more clear on what I want out of a relationship and start becoming more comfortable with making those needs known...for right now i'm not all that sure what I want, I guess. Just someone who is intelligent, funny, and nice, that I genuinely feel happy around, to actually stick around and reciprocate my chivalry instead of taking advantage of it.
Ha! Yeah! And monkeys might fly out of my butt!
The Gil: Whatsa matta you? Come to my bosom!
Solisis: Indeed old chap, indeed. Swing by around 7, I shall bring the champagne and the chitlins. I will take you to McDonalds, 'cause you know I love to take you out to all the nahce playces!
Volkov7: Yes, just a Radiohead lyric (as part of one of the most depressing songs ever!) but I have been thinking a lot about it lately...I'm only happy when i'm making someone else happy and this isn't good because it just sets me up for bullshit. Maybe like, 5 years from now i'll be more clear on what I want out of a relationship and start becoming more comfortable with making those needs known...for right now i'm not all that sure what I want, I guess. Just someone who is intelligent, funny, and nice, that I genuinely feel happy around, to actually stick around and reciprocate my chivalry instead of taking advantage of it.
Ha! Yeah! And monkeys might fly out of my butt!
Oh good, it was something silly, all is well, all is going according to plan. *Phew!*
Solisis: Drama? Of what sort? I shall come on AIM soon, old chap.
Mistersatan: Weasels in your toilet? Bwahahahahaaa!
Solisis: Drama? Of what sort? I shall come on AIM soon, old chap.
Mistersatan: Weasels in your toilet? Bwahahahahaaa!
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fallen1carus:
shiiiiiit. i need to get laid as bad as you do. maybe we could work out a compromise? (no, i'm not blatently asking for sex, really).
g_felix:
Hey BioniquefemmeII,
"I love it when a plan comes together."
"I love it when a plan comes together."
Hmm...came home and there is an odd message on my voicemail from a friend saying she needs to talk to me, she was speaking in an odd sort of tone...
I have a feeling something bad will/has happened...
??? I just called her and she says she can't talk about it, but will in an hour?
This is weird.
I have a feeling something bad will/has happened...
??? I just called her and she says she can't talk about it, but will in an hour?
This is weird.
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gil:
that sux
i hate when that happens
i get all worked up & worried
hope every thing ok
i hate when that happens
i get all worked up & worried
hope every thing ok
mistersatan:
Yeah, sorry about that- I was having kind of a weird time, trying to get the weasel out of the toilet... I called you cause I thought you'd know more about these things than I would... anyway, sorry bout that.
I'm running...not sure if it's in pursuit or for escape
This time.
Had an odd dream that Dia and I were in a colosseum watching the main event: people on fire running around the ring and trying to beat off the flames. Born again Christians searched the crowd, screaming, "Jesus! Jesus! Find the homosexual!"...she turned to me and said, "Nothing matters as long as your...
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This time.
Had an odd dream that Dia and I were in a colosseum watching the main event: people on fire running around the ring and trying to beat off the flames. Born again Christians searched the crowd, screaming, "Jesus! Jesus! Find the homosexual!"...she turned to me and said, "Nothing matters as long as your...
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God! There's too many things in this life I want to see and do, so little time...too many stories to hear and tell!
I was counseling yet another friend tonight. Lately i've become aware of the broken beauty in so many human beings and how pissed off I am that nobody cares, that we are all essentially hairless apes that beat the shit out of...
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I was counseling yet another friend tonight. Lately i've become aware of the broken beauty in so many human beings and how pissed off I am that nobody cares, that we are all essentially hairless apes that beat the shit out of...
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mistersatan:
Y'know, I've always said that "the human race is nothing better than apes with credit cards". I know what you mean. But don't give up on love- it'll happen. Chivalry and morality are silly things, but that doesn't stop me from being a gentleman.
Happy six months, Merry Christmas! **Grimace**
I got home and didn't return any calls. Dimmed the lights.
Fucked myself for a cumulative amount of three hours to celebrate. Started laughing because I thought hey, at least my cum isn't as bitter as I am. Caramel apple goodness for all, kiddies.
Time for a catnap in the nude to soft, peaceful music.
Zzzzzzz....
I got home and didn't return any calls. Dimmed the lights.
Fucked myself for a cumulative amount of three hours to celebrate. Started laughing because I thought hey, at least my cum isn't as bitter as I am. Caramel apple goodness for all, kiddies.
Time for a catnap in the nude to soft, peaceful music.
Zzzzzzz....
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bionicfemme:
"...don't know how you do the voodoo that you do so well it's a spell, hell! Makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop!"
I want to go back in time and come back in my next life as either Salt OR Pepa...
I want to go back in time and come back in my next life as either Salt OR Pepa...
mistersatan:
Then *I* would like to be reincarnated as your only pair of thong underwear. 
Dear Bionicfemme,
Hi. This is your vagina. It has been exactly 6 months today since you last had sex. Can you remedy this situation, um, soon? I am sad. I don't like being a recluse. I want someone to talk to.
I am making demands. If you do not get laid soon, I will make your period last 14 days instead of 7. I will...
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Hi. This is your vagina. It has been exactly 6 months today since you last had sex. Can you remedy this situation, um, soon? I am sad. I don't like being a recluse. I want someone to talk to.
I am making demands. If you do not get laid soon, I will make your period last 14 days instead of 7. I will...
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indie:
I dont think I could go 6 months with out sex.
Is it a joke... cause if not. I'm sorry! We can have sex if you need it.
Is it a joke... cause if not. I'm sorry! We can have sex if you need it.
mistersatan:
Hey Femme, it could be worse- it's been at least 8 months for me.
And yes, dongs rock. In fact, I'm whipping mine about right now. Ow! *hits self in eye*
And yes, dongs rock. In fact, I'm whipping mine about right now. Ow! *hits self in eye*
Letting furs drop to the floor once more, basking in the lamp of Nod.
Lightly bending back the string of my silver arc with dainty Austrian crystal fingertips.
The doe is unaware.
Glory be to the one who does not know love can heal, steal, or kill,
but hunts, hunts, hunts, as the whispers of ghosts responsible press her onward.
Shh. Shh darling, go to...
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Lightly bending back the string of my silver arc with dainty Austrian crystal fingertips.
The doe is unaware.
Glory be to the one who does not know love can heal, steal, or kill,
but hunts, hunts, hunts, as the whispers of ghosts responsible press her onward.
Shh. Shh darling, go to...
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g_felix:
Hey BioniquefemmeII,
Wow! Nice!
Wow! Nice!
mistersatan:
A vision of you
Standing in the sunlight
Muscles tensed
Like a bow quivering
Like a stream of falling water
Fluid yet able to erode rock
Look like cables
Made of glass
You tense up
And release
And then are
Gone
Standing in the sunlight
Muscles tensed
Like a bow quivering
Like a stream of falling water
Fluid yet able to erode rock
Look like cables
Made of glass
You tense up
And release
And then are
Gone