Dear Bionicfemme,
Hi. This is your vagina. It has been exactly 6 months today since you last had sex. Can you remedy this situation, um, soon? I am sad. I don't like being a recluse. I want someone to talk to.
I am making demands. If you do not get laid soon, I will make your period last 14 days instead of 7. I will revoke your right to taste like caramel apple. BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Sincerely,
Your Junk.
Hi. This is your vagina. It has been exactly 6 months today since you last had sex. Can you remedy this situation, um, soon? I am sad. I don't like being a recluse. I want someone to talk to.
I am making demands. If you do not get laid soon, I will make your period last 14 days instead of 7. I will revoke your right to taste like caramel apple. BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Sincerely,
Your Junk.
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Is it a joke... cause if not. I'm sorry! We can have sex if you need it.
And yes, dongs rock. In fact, I'm whipping mine about right now. Ow! *hits self in eye*