**To be read in William Shatner's Voice**
Someone. Stop. THE! Rampant. Horniness.
I'm crackin' up. One of my old friends ran across my online personal ad and she writes me this email saying, "LOL! Give it up, girl! All the dykes in SF hate us because we're not andro, accept it!"
Dude, i'm not kidding. It must be something in the water. I have not...
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Someone. Stop. THE! Rampant. Horniness.
I'm crackin' up. One of my old friends ran across my online personal ad and she writes me this email saying, "LOL! Give it up, girl! All the dykes in SF hate us because we're not andro, accept it!"
Dude, i'm not kidding. It must be something in the water. I have not...
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takeshi21:
Why aren't you just a regular little troublemaker?? (awesome)
Remember kids, KMFDM is most certainly a drug against war.
Remember kids, KMFDM is most certainly a drug against war.
lionboy:
Mehehehhhh! Me like ninja fights!
I want to tell you that you don't need to lose any weight to wear the dresses for the posh parties...you are beautiful just the way you are.
"If you had all the beauty you desired,
you could with boldness leave
the wood and make your way among mankind."
-Petrarch
I wonder if this is more a verse for you or I. I look above...
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"If you had all the beauty you desired,
you could with boldness leave
the wood and make your way among mankind."
-Petrarch
I wonder if this is more a verse for you or I. I look above...
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mistersatan:
And all along I've been busy trying to make my own little Heaven here on Earth.
Why I am still pathetically in love #4,003:
My email:
N...what are you thinking of where you are?
-Me
Her response:
Bionic Femme,
I think that i am a little confused of your question. I am thinking that i am at a place in my life where i need to really question myself on what's important, and what's just bullshit. Because i have been dealing...
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My email:
N...what are you thinking of where you are?
-Me
Her response:
Bionic Femme,
I think that i am a little confused of your question. I am thinking that i am at a place in my life where i need to really question myself on what's important, and what's just bullshit. Because i have been dealing...
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lionboy:
Hello there. You mentioned a book on someone's journal earlier today and I can't remember what it was. Damn my deficient memory anyway. Something with Iguana in it? The author had a Spanish sounding last name. Whatever it was, it sounded wonderful and I want it I want it!!!! If you can remember that would be lovely. *looks up* Funny, that's similar to where I am right now. I'm moving to Cleveland in a month after about 28 years of living in Rhode Island. You can barely see it on a map. You can get from one end of the state to another. People are far too reserved for my need and my liking so I move westward to be with my family of spirit, if not blood. Ah my blood relatives... They simply aren't my kind of people. If I showed them myself in my entirety they would be shocked. They would try to censor my actions. I am tired of sitting behind barrier after barrier to keep people from knowing me because they would not be able to accept what is there. It's been hard enough for me to accept the passions of my heart; I simply don't need the disapproving glares. A life of hiding. It need not be that way. So I move to where my family cannot interfere with my self creation. I need people with whom I can touch souls, who will appreciate my effort to nurture my heart and I can't seem to find anyone like that here. It's far too lonely. I need to break out of my habitual, docile, chickenpoo, certainly able to defend myself physically but not pshychicly. Ah well. I strive to be more and the reality of here and now stifles. It grates and chafes no da... Eh.. I didn't mean for all that to come out. Sorry if that was too much detail but well there it is. Ummm... Nice to meet you!
lionboy:
I meant u kan get from one end of the state to another in under an hour.
Uhh, OK, we really ARE living in the apocalypse!
Someone saw my personal ad and is compiling a bunch of photos of gothic/BDSM lesbians for a postcard collection, apparently they want me to model....
Well, if I do it, i'll definitely post a link to a not naked set on the boards for you. I don't really think I qualify as a gothic/BDSM lesbian but...
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Someone saw my personal ad and is compiling a bunch of photos of gothic/BDSM lesbians for a postcard collection, apparently they want me to model....
Well, if I do it, i'll definitely post a link to a not naked set on the boards for you. I don't really think I qualify as a gothic/BDSM lesbian but...
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nouvelle:
you are so damn cute..and i'm on your friends list...yeah i'm so honored. (bats eyes and blushes.)
peace&blessings
peace&blessings
BAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
So one chick IM's me in response to my personal ad and says, "Hey, I know you! You're the Bionic Femme! You yelled 'I'm single' at that poetry slam and ran off the stage!"
YESSSSSS!!!!! I am now known in the dyke circles as "The Bionic Femme" and not as my actual name!!! This is excellent!!!
I'm laughing so hard i'm drooling.
Ok,...
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So one chick IM's me in response to my personal ad and says, "Hey, I know you! You're the Bionic Femme! You yelled 'I'm single' at that poetry slam and ran off the stage!"
YESSSSSS!!!!! I am now known in the dyke circles as "The Bionic Femme" and not as my actual name!!! This is excellent!!!
I'm laughing so hard i'm drooling.
Ok,...
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bionicfemme:
YESSSSS!!! Current personal ad count: several severely old leather butches and rising!!! Whoo whoo!!
Fuck you SF lesbo community! I'm tossing flaming pumpkin heads at you, i'm ICHABOD CRAAAAAAANE
BOOBS! Buh, I uh, BOOTY! Juh-- I uh, BOSOM!
Fuck you SF lesbo community! I'm tossing flaming pumpkin heads at you, i'm ICHABOD CRAAAAAAANE
BOOBS! Buh, I uh, BOOTY! Juh-- I uh, BOSOM!
dia:
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You turn away because you're tempted.
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crazydasaint:
Tristan is also Thomas Pynchon's niece, which is a big part of the attraction for me I think. But apparently she's actually bi.
I really need to finish HERmione one of these days...
I really need to finish HERmione one of these days...
mistersatan:
Bah- online personals suck ass, everyone knows that. All the chicks are either into Ani or Jesus. Pffft.
Why aren't you on AIM? Hmmm?
Why aren't you on AIM? Hmmm?
Hello, I've waited here for you... Everlong.
Tonight, I throw myself into,
And out of the red, out of her head she sang.
Come down and waste away with me, down with me...
Slow how, you wanted it to be,
I'm over my head, out of her head she sang.
And I wonder when I sing along with you,
If everything could ever feel this...
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Tonight, I throw myself into,
And out of the red, out of her head she sang.
Come down and waste away with me, down with me...
Slow how, you wanted it to be,
I'm over my head, out of her head she sang.
And I wonder when I sing along with you,
If everything could ever feel this...
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bionicfemme:
I'm not quite sure about the specifics of E tuning, but I know this song sounds BEAUTIFUL when played on an acoustic guitar...
miss_magenta:
hi. i finally got around to adding you. met you a long time ago. i hope you are doing well. (and i love that song as well) 
EXOTIC EROTIC ADVENTURE!!!! Holy ST. FRANCIS I just had the weirdest 2 hours EVER...had to hurry up and get online to share! It's a long story but TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT.
I'm at the counter, talking with my friend the Barista, when a guy with one tuft of pink hair approaches.
"Hi, my name is Brandon. We shall probably never see each other again, but...
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I'm at the counter, talking with my friend the Barista, when a guy with one tuft of pink hair approaches.
"Hi, my name is Brandon. We shall probably never see each other again, but...
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tatum:
Kissed my twin huh? What a lucky girl she must have been! You are so sweet! I really need to get my bootie over to the west coast to come hang out with you sometime!
fred:
I think the most amazing thing out of all of that is that it *isn't* a typical day for you!
I think you would be delicious toasted, on a big chocolate donut.
I think you would be delicious toasted, on a big chocolate donut.
Out to get an Eggnog latte because it sounds funny...
I'm decked out in a black button up shirt and slathered in coconut body butter...
Ladies, watch out now, simma down, simma dowwwwwnnnn you know you want it, the bf train of love is coming to a zipcode near you...
I'm decked out in a black button up shirt and slathered in coconut body butter...
Ladies, watch out now, simma down, simma dowwwwwnnnn you know you want it, the bf train of love is coming to a zipcode near you...
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catculus:
70894?
volkov:
eeeeeeeew eggnog...it sounds icky to me...won't touch it.
what a coincidence! I am wearing a black button up shirt too! we should start a club! :-D
Oh HEY! I am listening to this band, Bitch and Animal. have you heard them? if you haven't you should. I was listening to them and they just made me think of you...Pussy Manifesto and Drag King Bar should be easy to find online. you'll love 'em. promise! :-D
hugs for you and mocha latte's for me thank you!
V
what a coincidence! I am wearing a black button up shirt too! we should start a club! :-D
Oh HEY! I am listening to this band, Bitch and Animal. have you heard them? if you haven't you should. I was listening to them and they just made me think of you...Pussy Manifesto and Drag King Bar should be easy to find online. you'll love 'em. promise! :-D
hugs for you and mocha latte's for me thank you!
V
I WOULD NEVER BE WITH A BUTCH!!!!
Bah ha ha.
Oh I'm so excited... I'll have to go shopping for a wedding dress now...
Heh, we should go crusing for chicks sometime! You lead the way and I'll get the bi stragglers...