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Got a thread zotted today: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...

You know the jokes:

Hanging on a wall = art
In a hot tub = stew
in a pie of leaves = russell.

Compared to the thread someone posted with a Southpark joke my thread was TAME!

Best one was my response to a "What do you call a shut the...
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xanippi:
i mean will... i will embarass myself dozens of times..

suicide girls have no fuckin sence of humor, someone posted a thread on the Models Group asking where to get cool modeling clothes... i said, "I'm not telling tongue " and i swear to fucking christ NINE girls spoke up "why did you post that.. nanananaaa" suicide bitches.
purrforme:
hah oh jeez lame jokes make me laugh...not that yours was lame.... confused
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65 degrees in Stumptown this week. Eat your heart out! I'll spend the rest of the weekend trying to figure out why thousands of people paid thousands of dollars to go to innagural balls where Bush spent only 5 minutes...I guess the cult of celebrity has reached Washington and Born-agains are star-fuckers like the rest of us...

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Moving is never fun, especially over the holidays. But a bigger pad is a gift that keeps on giving. 4th move in 3 years so lots of the clutter has been cut. I pity those of you who haven't moved for a few years. You'll find stuff you totally forgot you had, and wonder a) how you got along without it or b...
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marybee:
Ha, I have one more comment than you! Damn I just made us even. biggrin
marybee:
Ha, I have one more comment than you! Damn I just made us even. biggrin
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Highdy-ho. Ah, the X-mas spirit. Many houses lit-up as I walked the dogs this evening. My wife is pregnant with our first, and has 24-hour morning sickness. SG is a nice diversion as I ain't getting any 'diversion' at home, if you know what I mean.

Remember that 'tis the season to get stressed-out', so be kind to each other.

Peace out
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bgrrrr:
I've been waiting on her 24/7. Cheerios at 3:00 am, getting her something that is 10 feet away, etc.

Better her than me!

destro:
congrats on the little one.
just a tip, it's customary to respond in the persons who left a comments journal. it'll make things go smoother, i promise.wink