I havn't update in what's closin on a month. I just havn't had any kindo changes or anything worth talkin about on my mind when I've sat up to my pc. I did have a big ol rant in my head last Sunday after I finished working on the incar computer for my truck. But I didn't feel much like typing so, while I COULD type it out for you, it just wouldn't have the right effect.
So I'll leave you with a quote from me that will always linger in my head. "Yes, you are the only person who, in the throws of passion, has ever said `Say `in the LBC' ' that I've ever known my whole life."
Oh wait I do remember something that happened. Dude this was most amusing. Not as amusing as you would expect with the amount I'm gonna be typing here (complete with satellite photos and everything), but it was amusing none the less. Happened while heading up to Albertsons to resupply my shot dispenser. I stopped at a stop light and I was first at the line next to a big SUV like an Escelade er something. It's a 4 lane road right at the intersection and there's the turning lane. About 60 feet past the intersection the road narrows into a two lane road. It's only 4 lanes for like 100 feet, just where the stop light is. We're not sure and we won't ask why it is that the city has put so much work into this one intersection, but they've done a lot of work to it. They're constantly redesigning it and redoing it. It's just a simple ass intersection, I'm not sure why they'd need to be spending so much of my tax money on it. But anyway, you can see what it's like from this satellite photo. Although that was taken some time ago. There's buildings in all those fields now. They been buildin' shit like mad out here in Corona. That, also, I have no clue why. This city is nasty. When I was riding my bike back n forth to work I would always know as soon as I got into Corona city limits because of the smell. It seriously smells like ass.
Anyway, I've gotten a lil off the subject here. Yea, so I was in the middle lane heading south and there was a big SUV next to me. The light turns green and s/he races off the line to be sure that s/he is in front of me when it closes off into one lane. Pro'ly used up a good gallon of gas doing it. But that wasn't what was amusing, what was amusing is the car behind the SUV tried to do it as well. There just isn't enough space to do that unless you're on a sport bike or something or if I don't accelerate at all. We got up to where it closed off into one lane and I looked in my mirror and seen that the car was still there not giving up an inch. I of course moved over into what, if cars were coming, would be opposing traffic as she reluctantly put on her brakes to get behind me. This move also, while certainly agressive and maybe even a little bit audacious, still isn't all that amusing. The part that amused me came when we got about 400 feet down the road and it (again, for god knows what reason that this area is so over designed) turns back into a 4 lane road just before it ends. She gets on the gas and I get a look at the car and this girl is pulling shit like that in a brand fuckin' new quarter million dollar Bentley. Me, I'm just in my lil $600 S-10 that, while I drive it a lot more than my supercedes so that I'll rack up the miles on it instead of the Mercedes, it's still my spare car. I don't care what the hell kindo insurance she got, who do you think is gonna lose when it comes to something like that?
That kindo took a lil more explanation that I'm sure someone wanted to read for such an anticlimactic story. But I did find it amusing that someone with so much to lose would be racing someone with so little to lose into an area like that to see who's gonna be later on the brakes. I saw that and thought "oh my god, what a fuckin idiot". Sure it was just a simple mistake, but me, if I had a quarter million dollar vehicle at my fingertips you can rest assured that I wouldn't be taking those kinds of risks at all.
So I'll leave you with a quote from me that will always linger in my head. "Yes, you are the only person who, in the throws of passion, has ever said `Say `in the LBC' ' that I've ever known my whole life."
Oh wait I do remember something that happened. Dude this was most amusing. Not as amusing as you would expect with the amount I'm gonna be typing here (complete with satellite photos and everything), but it was amusing none the less. Happened while heading up to Albertsons to resupply my shot dispenser. I stopped at a stop light and I was first at the line next to a big SUV like an Escelade er something. It's a 4 lane road right at the intersection and there's the turning lane. About 60 feet past the intersection the road narrows into a two lane road. It's only 4 lanes for like 100 feet, just where the stop light is. We're not sure and we won't ask why it is that the city has put so much work into this one intersection, but they've done a lot of work to it. They're constantly redesigning it and redoing it. It's just a simple ass intersection, I'm not sure why they'd need to be spending so much of my tax money on it. But anyway, you can see what it's like from this satellite photo. Although that was taken some time ago. There's buildings in all those fields now. They been buildin' shit like mad out here in Corona. That, also, I have no clue why. This city is nasty. When I was riding my bike back n forth to work I would always know as soon as I got into Corona city limits because of the smell. It seriously smells like ass.
Anyway, I've gotten a lil off the subject here. Yea, so I was in the middle lane heading south and there was a big SUV next to me. The light turns green and s/he races off the line to be sure that s/he is in front of me when it closes off into one lane. Pro'ly used up a good gallon of gas doing it. But that wasn't what was amusing, what was amusing is the car behind the SUV tried to do it as well. There just isn't enough space to do that unless you're on a sport bike or something or if I don't accelerate at all. We got up to where it closed off into one lane and I looked in my mirror and seen that the car was still there not giving up an inch. I of course moved over into what, if cars were coming, would be opposing traffic as she reluctantly put on her brakes to get behind me. This move also, while certainly agressive and maybe even a little bit audacious, still isn't all that amusing. The part that amused me came when we got about 400 feet down the road and it (again, for god knows what reason that this area is so over designed) turns back into a 4 lane road just before it ends. She gets on the gas and I get a look at the car and this girl is pulling shit like that in a brand fuckin' new quarter million dollar Bentley. Me, I'm just in my lil $600 S-10 that, while I drive it a lot more than my supercedes so that I'll rack up the miles on it instead of the Mercedes, it's still my spare car. I don't care what the hell kindo insurance she got, who do you think is gonna lose when it comes to something like that?
That kindo took a lil more explanation that I'm sure someone wanted to read for such an anticlimactic story. But I did find it amusing that someone with so much to lose would be racing someone with so little to lose into an area like that to see who's gonna be later on the brakes. I saw that and thought "oh my god, what a fuckin idiot". Sure it was just a simple mistake, but me, if I had a quarter million dollar vehicle at my fingertips you can rest assured that I wouldn't be taking those kinds of risks at all.
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But has anyone ever told you you're really smart or a genius? Or anything along those lines?
Ahahahaha. No and No. Except maybe my mother, a few deluded ex's, and my dog. If I am a genius the world is a much more frightening place that I once thought. I'm still trying to discern whether or not that was drunken sarcasm, so apparently I fail the genius test
I think you rock serious ass.
Dayum. That made my fuckin day. You have no idea. Now if only you could get the rest of the world to agree. And yes, that would have been my response exactly...which is rather sad, and funny you should have the clairvoyance to predetermine it seeing as we've never met or spoken in person.
Which brings me to my points:
*YOU sir, rock da ass
*I find it HILARIOUS you have changed your SG name to LMAO, seeing as how you hate that, or at least have a distaste for it. Truly cracked me the hell up
~Trilo~