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After a night out on the booze, a guy is out in the car park searching for his car with his keys in one hand, and taking a leak with the other. A cop who is parked nearby, gets out and approaches the man and askes him "What seems to be the problem sir?". Startled, the guy looks at him and says with a slight slur, "Well officer not much, just getting the keys to my car, nearly got em". The cop looks at him strangely and says "Do you realise sir that there is no motor vehicle in front of you?". "DAMN IT!" the drunk guy says , "Someone has just stolen my car!!" The cop adds "Do you also realise sir that you are exposing yourself?" The guy looks at his dick in his hand then shouts in anger, "Fuck! they stole my woman as well!"

It's rare that I put something up in my journal that I didn't come up with but I thought that was hysterical.