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We need some Russian SGs. Russian babes are way hot. I was at a strip club tonight and there was this gal straight from Moscow. She speaks about 180 words of english and has an accent so thick that you can't understand shit she's saying. But she is SOOOO unbelivibaly hot that it doesn't matter. Every once in a while you'll see a gal who, when she talks, you don't even know what the hell she's saying anyway even if she's speaking perfectly clear english. It's just total silence and everything moves in slow motion and you just see her lips move and her hair sway in the breeze (even if there is no breeze at all) and there's Dream Weaver playing in the back of your head. Like on Waynes World. Yea. We need Russian SGs. Then everyone would be like that all the time. They'd just pull up Mishelles set and be all "whoa-uh dreeeeeam weeeeeaver, I belive you can get me through the niiihIIIIGHT. Ooohoo DREEEAM weaver, I belive we can make the morning lihIIIIIGHT". And all will be right in the world.