http://www.okcupid.com/ (as snagged right off CuddleSluts journal)
Wow thats pretty accurate. For my results.....
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The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.
Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph
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The accuracy! I do tend to be a dick (unintentionally) and girls get pissed at me. People I know don't seem to feel that way, but they're friends, if they felt that way they wouldn't be my friends very long, they'd tell me to fuck off. But I really really don't want to be and spend most every minute of every day trying not to be. I'm just naturally a horrible person.
Although, while I'm not always horny, I DEFINITELY am a pervert. At least Nymphs like me! 
Wow thats pretty accurate. For my results.....
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The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.
Your exact opposite:
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph
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The accuracy! I do tend to be a dick (unintentionally) and girls get pissed at me. People I know don't seem to feel that way, but they're friends, if they felt that way they wouldn't be my friends very long, they'd tell me to fuck off. But I really really don't want to be and spend most every minute of every day trying not to be. I'm just naturally a horrible person.
Although, while I'm not always horny, I DEFINITELY am a pervert. At least Nymphs like me! 
mamabunny:
oh boy.