On Wednesday I'll have lived in this house I'm living in for 6 years. It was supposed to be 6 months. I could write up an enormous rant on this but instead I'll just sum up what has happened virtually every night since I've moved in. The easiest way to do that is to describe last night. Cause, well, it is always the same every night.
Here's some of the things I did last night in no particular order.
Worked on my $440 beat-to-utter-hell-but-mechanically-sound Geo Metro until the sun went down. (you probably don't want to read this one and can safely skip expanding the spoiler)
SPOILERS! (Click to view)The jackasses who owned it before me had NO mechanical knowledge whatsoEVER. The simplest of things on there had been completely neglected and normal wear n tear had been horribly repaired. I tried to hook the radio up a week er two ago and when I plugged it into the harness the wiring was wired wrong and it fried the power wire the WHOLE length through the harness. It fried through the wires next to it shorting out some wire which is now setting off the "Service Engine Soon" light meaning it can't be smogged until the harness is repaired. A cheap item from Pick-A-Part, but a very very time consuming operation to replace it. The entire dash needs to be removed in order to do it with any sort of ease. Not an easy task. I did it though, it's on the floor of the garage and I'm currently driving the car with no dashboard. It's pretty cool though. I'm thinking I'll just repair the fried wires rather than replace the entire wiring loom.
Made the most awesome linguini in the world.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Sorry Dale, I'm sure your pasta is to die for, but there can be NO way that there is any pasta that's better than mine. It's just too delicious and insanely awesome. It's the best in the world, no contest. I am the king of pasta. You can be my pasta queen though.
Consumed 16oz of Rain vodka.
SPOILERS! (Click to view) A smooth rather sweet vodka derived from corn. I have no idea how many drinks I had, but I'd guess something like 10. All about 60% apple juice 40% vodka. I drank around 20oz of apple juice mixed. Keep in mind that I'm barely 130lbs soaking wet and 1lb of 80 proof vodka is nearly 1% of my whole body weight. The
BAC tool from
onlineconversion figures my BAC to be at 0.309%. I didn't drink them from my cup-o-death that's on my current profile picture but instead from a frosted plastic one that is shaped similar but without any faces n stuff.
Proclaimed my undying love to at least one girl.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)I'm actually rather upset at the way I worded what I said. I said I had 'seriously fallen for' her which the first thing that comes to mind when someone would say that is that they're falling in love with them. In fact what I should have said is I've developed a rather profound crush on her. I go to sleep thinking about her and occasionally wake up still thinking about her as opposed to a major crush where I am ALWAYS thinking about her day and night night and day. Regardless of how I'd rate the level of intensity of how far I'm crushing over her, it's quite clear that I am. I love her tiny lil mouth, her big nose and her droopy eyes. Every time she smiles I get a smile twice as big as hers. Instantly when I talk to her I become a stupid silly infatuated little boy. Still, I expect her to be a great friend but expect her to develop relationships with others instead of me. Which I'm ok with since I don't really want ANY serious relationship at the moment.
Expanded my friends list yet again.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)It's seriously getting out of control. Not
BeckyJane friend list style out of control, but out of control for me (that adorable sweetheart, by the way, is another girl I'm getting quite a crush on).
Proclaimed an unknown number of times "You guys are my best friends! I mean it!" (although in other words than those)
Possibly managed to destroy a potential relationship of two lovers.
Vomited virtually every color in the rainbow, especially red.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)My profile picture has a ton of symbolism in it. It's got the mega festive Halloween cup cause it's Halloween time. Got a big smile on my face suggesting I'm always enjoying myself. The smile is also kindo evil and malicious. I call the profile picture "Here have a cup of death!" This drinking stuff is really killing me, but I'm having a blast doing it and thus far I've never regretted being an alcoholic.
Most likely proposed to someone. If so, your suggested course of action depends on a few things.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)1. If you're a woman, I'm sorry, I'm not sure why I would say that to you. At any rate, we can't get married at this time. I'm sure you're a fantastic person, and one that I would more than love to wake up next to every day but the timing stinks.
2. If you are a man, I'm sorry, I'm not sure why I would say that to you especially. At any rate it's not even legal for us to be married most of the places anymore anyway. I'm sorry but we can't get married at this time. I'm sure you're a fantastic person, and one that I would more than love to wake up next to every day but the timing stinks. You can still suck my dick if you want though.
3. If you're a hot tranny with a small uncircumcised cock, please tell me when our wedding date was supposed to be so I can be sure to show up.
Went into the main chat room right as I was konkin out to say bye and saw all 'Mah peoples!' and seriously wanted to stay there and shoot the shit with them. I was too drunk though and really needed to get to sleep anyway.
Called Cinn on the phone n bullshitted for a wee bit.
Called the chat room phone thingy
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Had a deep conversation with
Jorge and I don't even know who all the hell else about love, relationships, breaking up, and I'm sure buttsex came into the conversation at some point. It usually does when you're having a conversation with me.
Agreed to provide an unknown number of people with airline tickets to places all over the globe.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)Let me know if I did promise you any tickets. Depending on who you are, where you're going, and if you were gonna give me head before, during, or after your trip and whether or not if I was going to go with you (and recieve head before during and after our trip) I'll let you know if it's a real possibility.
Danced around like a complete jackass to bluegrass while wearing my prospector dude hat.
