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Yet another post about hot grubbin action. Tonight I went to this place that's over by the Thai food place (the Thai food place is one of the best places for food in Ontario). This place I went to tonight there's one guy workin there and he got no cash register or anything, just a fryer, the walk in fridge that was already there, some seats, and some Xeroxed menus. I didn't even have to walk through the door and I knew it was gonna be good. The smell of 'ghetto' permeated all through out the air surrounding this place. All I had to do was engulf my nose into those smells and I automaticaly gained a few grams to my booty. I decided to live danerously and go for the gold so I got me some fried catfish. Oh MAN is it good. And the greens ... they got chicken bones in em! How awesome is that?! I aint never even had greens with chicken in it at all, let alone with bones n ligaments! Dude this stuff is straight from the ghetto. I'm gonna have to keep eatin here regularly. Although I've tried to quite a few times already, it's always been closed. The photocopied menu said open 8-8. Maybe he means it now. We'll see. If so in another two weeks my butt is gonna look as awesome as this chicks. And with me tighlacing my rockin back support the rest of my bod around there will be lookin just as awesome too.


Edit: shortly after I finished eating that I saw the craziest thing. A crack head mosquito. How do I know she's a crack head? Well it's just a matter of simple deduction. This mosquito, you see, just flew past me, a fella with tons of blood runnin under his fragile thin skin, and landed on my soul food and proceeded to suck on it. Not like a big chunk of meat though, on the sauces that were left on the styrafoam takeout container. This mosquito clearly had just flown in from the ghetto and was craving some serious soul blood. Obviously I'm one of the whitest muthu fuckus that mosquito had ever seen so she just flew right past my shit and went straight for the tabasco sauce. Stayed there for like 15 minutes too. Long enough for me to show MamaBunny who happened to be watching my Yahoo! cam at the moment, plus long enough for me to run out and get my camera and take a picture of it. PLUS long enough for me to take some video! It was even still there suckin on the soul food goodness for some time afterward until i accidentally ran my finger across the edge causing it to snap and scare her away. Recon she thought someone had busted out they gat n was boutto bust a cap in her ass for takin their dinner.

Behold. The elusive Crack Head Mosquito. Althuogh unintentional, I kindo liked how the video came out all blurry. It reminds me of like a video of bigfoot or a UFO er something.
video of the elusive CrackHead Mosquito.