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Whenever I replace a roll of toilet paper I always leave it like this.



Edit 2 days later:

I saw the most awesome thing tonight. When I posted this journal entry I posted the above picture of the folded toilet paper because I imagined I was the only one who did it. But tonight I went in to pee and saw the most adorable thing in the world. I can't even begin to tell you how much it made me smile.


I know for sure that that's not my doing because I thought it looked funny so I turned it over and saw this.


See, I was trained by top professionals how to fold toilet paper into a perfect point and how to do it properly when I worked as a housekeeper in the Deer Valley ski resort. Residents of that resort were some of the richest snootiest people in the world and wouldn't settle for anything that wasn't perfect. Even from something as ridiculous as how well the toilet paper is pointed. These fucking jackasses would seriously call up the front office and complain that the toilet paper point was "done shoddily and carelessly". I couldn't belive that. (well I think it was among a list they compiled up)

What I found so awesome about the paper being folded like that is because it was done by my niece Brandi, the only other person here who'd have done that. What's so awesome about it is that here, for some reason, people are always very self centered and would never spend even half a second to do anything that would make something more comfortable for someone else. For example they enjoy playing darts. Nothing noteworthy about that, but they put the dart board on the wall that my room is adjacent to and throw darts on weekend mornings at like 8am. I've never known that people so inconsiderate existed, let along that I would be related to them.

Basically everything is like that here. It, in fact is pretty much impossible to ever go into the bathroom and even find toilet paper there, slightly less rare is to find it on the thingie.That would be just entirely too much consideration towards someone else. I mean no one gives a shit about toilet paper being convenient to grab and use, it's not about that. It's about having consideration towards the other people around you. Virtually nonexistent is the likely hood that you'd go in and find a roll of toilet paper put on in the proper direction, and, of course, I've never seen anyone actually fold it into a point. Until tonight. I saw that and saw that she didn't know how to fold it right at all, but did the best she could, and just thought it was the most adorable thing in the world.