bepps

Well the absolute maximum amount of time of boat ownership I have left is 9 days. It's for sale right now and in 9 days I won't have anywhere to put it if it doesn't sell. If it isn't sold at that time we'll strip it clean and pack our guns inside the boat and tow it out to sea with the jet ski, towing the dinghy behind that. At a few miles out we'll load up in the dinghy and open fire with automatic weapons and blast her to smitherines `til she makes a fine artificial reef for the fisheis. It's kindo a bummer to do it, ya know, it's not a bad boat. I just don't have the cash and am not gonna spend the time needed to put it in a slip. And I can't just abandon it or coast guard will find it and charge me a reclimation fee and if I don't pick it up they'll charge me a disposal fee - a couple grand. It just ain't worth and and, besides, shootin' stuff is fun.