Oh yea baby! It's that time again.
Time for "beppos annual rockin 'Hey! Here's some random tidbits about me!'" post! For some of you who have had me bookmarked or on their friends list for some time might not learn anything new here and for everyone else, well everyone in general, anything that you do learn you aren't gonna care one way or the other about and you're gonna navigate away from here thinking "Well this is fantastic, now I have even more worthless information cloging up my brain". But it at least makes for a lil bit of reading in between your whackin' or rubbin' sessions that you regularly engage in while viewing these porn sites.
Now, for the tidbits;
I sleep on the floor. Always.
SPOILERS! (Click to view) Typicaly, I have a black sheet (cause black is satanic) a black flannel pillow that's really soft n fluffy, and the same blanket I've slept under every night of my life since I was 13 years old. The biggest benefit of sleeping on the floor is that way when I go over to a friends house and get all liquored up and konk out on the floor, it feels like I'm at home. No matter where I go, no matter what I do I feel like I'm sleeping in my own bed at home. In those tough times when shit happens and I'm out somewhere that god knows what's gonna happen next (I live my life pretty spontaneously and you never know where I'm gonna be at any given moment in time) it helps me that much more to be able to get to sleep (something that's plagued me for a lot of years). Plus, it's cheap.
I'm ridiculous about excessively preparing for anything and everything.
SPOILERS! (Click to view) Although it's not the case, it's something that the random observer might make me out to a paranoid ass survivalist type (this is compounded by my constant drunken ramblings of all types of conspiracies (but that's another topic entirely))
For example:
I keep a semi auto handgun in the room that I sleep in at all times with at least 3 10 round clips loaded n ready to go. It's not chambered though. And it's in it's own locked case that itself is in a locked fire safe.
I always always keep a backpack with me wherever I go.
SPOILERS! (Click to view) I'm NEVER without it in my sight except when absolutely necessary. In it I keep: a passport, enough money for me to live on for 3 weeks, a leatherman, my black tactical folder (a.k.a black painted buck knife), a tire pressure guage and all tools needed to completely disassemble and rebuild my bicycle, some energy bars, 2 pair of clean pants - one casual wear one and a pair of black slacks so I'll look nice if I have to fly somewhere - two shirts (again one that's a nice black button up one and a casual one), a pair of nice black shoes so if I do fly I can get into first class if available (soft soled incase I'm in a situation where I have to be quiet when I walk), the belt for the pants, and a toiletries kit with razor, comb, hair gel, deodorant, toothbrush n toothpaste, and the like.
Just the other day I put my bicycle in the back of my truck. It's chained to it with the bike lock and I intend on keeping it there indefinitely only taking it out when I need to haul something.
I always keep a gallon of gas in my truck behind the seat in a used acetone can.
I keep $100 er so in various bills in my toolbox.
SPOILERS! (Click to view) It's there for a few reasons. First and foremost, it's there so I can still eat in the event that I forget my wallet at home. I'm blonde so this happens often. Very often. Also it's there incase I don't have any cash in my account. There's enough there that I can get inside the local nudie bar and get a few dances and still have enough to get food until my next check. That's the main reason it's there. So that I can go see boobies without having my regular source of income effected.
I keep a 2 man tent rolled up behind the seat of my truck that fits absolutely perfect in the trucks bed when opened.
SPOILERS! (Click to view) I used to keep a sleeping bag in the bed but that was when I had it covered with some wood. As of right now the sleeping bag (that's rated for -40deg) is being used by my brother on the boat.
I keep a 32oz bottle of apple juice behind the seat of my truck also.
SPOILERS! (Click to view) Every week er two I buy a new one and drink the old one. It's there incase I run out of mixer when I'm home or out somewhere drinking. I don't carry liquor with me, I only drink when I'm at home or at a party, this, however is 99.99% of my not-at-work awake time.
I have a desert camo tarp behind the seat in my truck.
SPOILERS! (Click to view) I can drive deep into the desert, cover it with the tarp and it's extremely difficult to make out. While the majority of the truck is unmodified in any shape or form, I do at least have tires that will work well in the desert. They in fact work extremely well. I need a locking rear end though. I keep getting stuck in the sand.
Because of that I keep a little floor jack in the truck.
SPOILERS! (Click to view) It has sheet metal welded onto the bottom and has angle iron as an extension on it for more surface area so I can jack the truck up in the sand if it gets stuck. The truck had no jack at all to change flats when I got it.
Hmm, when I read all that stuff it sounds like I'm some super paranoid survivalist dude who lives in an underground bunker and thinks that everyone is trying to kill him. This actually isn't the case at all.
SPOILERS! (Click to view) In fact I never lock any doors. Or lock up anything of mine really. I owned my truck for two years without knowing that the key worked to unlock the doors. I always assumed that since it was a replaced ignition that I had no key for the doors. It wasn't ever a problem because I never ever lock anything up (with the sole exception of my handgun because there are teenagers who live in the house too). When I get to work I take my keys and my wallet out of my pocket and put them on my desk and leave them there unattended all day until I go home. There's something like 50 employees here, most all of them have Baja California license plates. They could easily walk through here and grab my wallet and walk out and no one would ever know. I'm pretty trusting though. I'm pretty much the opposite of paranoid. My brother in law on the other hand ....
Sorry, back to the tidbits.
I'm extremely moody.
SPOILERS! (Click to view) Not in the sense that I'm always in a bad mood. It's VERY difficult to get me in a bad mood unless I'm really tired, in that event I'm ALWAYS in a bad mood. No, what I mean about me being moody is that I change moods VERY often. For example when I started writing this up I was rather gregarious and in a joking type mood. Right now I'm calm and more serious. My ex girlfriend Mamabunny said "It's like you have multiple personality disorder". I wasn't gonna correct her n tell her what MPD is, instead I said "No, I don't have MPD, I have multiple levels of energy. However much energy I have runnin' through my bloodstream effects what mood I am in. If I have a low energy level I'm calm, quiet, and to the point. If I have a lot of energy in me I'm bright like a lightbulb, bubbly like the foam on an approaching wave at the beach, and gregarious like a 15 year old girl who's had way too much starbucks".
When I'm drunk I'm always bubbly and outgoing. Always.
I'll come up with other things and edit this when I do. 
I wish I were drunk.
I'm too moody and too tired. etc. -shrug-
It's disassociative disorder now anyways
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any italian roots??????
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