Now, I know what you're thinking.
Well, not literally. Well maybe. Right now you're probably thinking "Oh for fucks sakes man. How could you possibly know what I'm thinking when I hadn't even thought of it yet? What, you think you can tell the future? You think that I'm THAT predictable that you not only know what I'm thinking at the moment you wrote that title, but you'd also know what I'll be thinking at any given random time out of the day? You didn't even know when I'd be seeing this message.
Well, Yea maybe. I mean if that actually IS what you thought when you saw that title then yes. I can. Although that's somewhat improbable.
No, no what I'm sure you were thinking to yourself is "God DAMN I am so fucking awesome! I have a seriously bad ass song on my myspace page!". Which may be true. There are, in fact, many really awesome songs that have been recorded over the years. It's not entirely out of the question that you may have chosen one of those songs as one that you would like to have on your myspace page. But after you hear the seriously kick ASS song that I have on my page, well. It will totally completely raise the bar of coolness of profile songs to a point where you'll have to completely reevaluate where your song lies in the grand scheme of profile-song-awesomeness. It's not only entirely possible, but quite plausible that you'll think to yourself "Ya know what? I thought that the song that's on my page was pretty bitchen. But now .... I'm not so sure." You may even go so far as to download the base mp3 file and embed it into the underlying html code that makes up your myspace page.
Personally, I wouldn't care one way or the other. I didn't sing the shit. I tried to though. When I was out in the shop. It didn't work out so good. I've got really good range in my voice, and I can snap the tone from one end of the spectrum to the other end really quickly, but nothing like that guy. Not too many folks know that I'm actually a really good singer. I don't sing too much at all. Certainly not around other people ever. I did at taco bell though. I'd serenade the girls there over the drive through headsets. All the chicks thought I had a killer singing voice.
They never slept with me because of it though. Girls don't sleep with guys because they have excellent singing voices. They sleep with them because other people saw them on a stage and thought that they have really good singing voices and want a famous schlong inside them so they can feel as if they're a better person when they tell their friends that this singer with such an awesome voice spooged inside her. My singing wasn't very famous though. I mean my rendition of What's New Pussycat was rather well known and well recieved. But nothing to where any woman would feel it significant to tell other people "The What's New Pussycat guy that works at the Taco Bell I work at after school spooged on my boobs!!!".
Well, not literally. Well maybe. Right now you're probably thinking "Oh for fucks sakes man. How could you possibly know what I'm thinking when I hadn't even thought of it yet? What, you think you can tell the future? You think that I'm THAT predictable that you not only know what I'm thinking at the moment you wrote that title, but you'd also know what I'll be thinking at any given random time out of the day? You didn't even know when I'd be seeing this message.
Well, Yea maybe. I mean if that actually IS what you thought when you saw that title then yes. I can. Although that's somewhat improbable.
No, no what I'm sure you were thinking to yourself is "God DAMN I am so fucking awesome! I have a seriously bad ass song on my myspace page!". Which may be true. There are, in fact, many really awesome songs that have been recorded over the years. It's not entirely out of the question that you may have chosen one of those songs as one that you would like to have on your myspace page. But after you hear the seriously kick ASS song that I have on my page, well. It will totally completely raise the bar of coolness of profile songs to a point where you'll have to completely reevaluate where your song lies in the grand scheme of profile-song-awesomeness. It's not only entirely possible, but quite plausible that you'll think to yourself "Ya know what? I thought that the song that's on my page was pretty bitchen. But now .... I'm not so sure." You may even go so far as to download the base mp3 file and embed it into the underlying html code that makes up your myspace page.
Personally, I wouldn't care one way or the other. I didn't sing the shit. I tried to though. When I was out in the shop. It didn't work out so good. I've got really good range in my voice, and I can snap the tone from one end of the spectrum to the other end really quickly, but nothing like that guy. Not too many folks know that I'm actually a really good singer. I don't sing too much at all. Certainly not around other people ever. I did at taco bell though. I'd serenade the girls there over the drive through headsets. All the chicks thought I had a killer singing voice.
They never slept with me because of it though. Girls don't sleep with guys because they have excellent singing voices. They sleep with them because other people saw them on a stage and thought that they have really good singing voices and want a famous schlong inside them so they can feel as if they're a better person when they tell their friends that this singer with such an awesome voice spooged inside her. My singing wasn't very famous though. I mean my rendition of What's New Pussycat was rather well known and well recieved. But nothing to where any woman would feel it significant to tell other people "The What's New Pussycat guy that works at the Taco Bell I work at after school spooged on my boobs!!!".
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