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I'm announcing my candidacy for Senate from the great state of NJ today. Please move here and vote for me before the polls close at 8PM.
Thanks.
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"ARE YOU ALIVE?"
"ARE YOU ALIVE?"
The voice was urgent. It was yelling at me wouldn't let me be. I'd hear it in bed at night listening to the radio low so that my parents couldn't hear. I'd hear it in the factory towns near where I grew up. I'd hear it in the voices of those people I watched trudge to jobs they hated...
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clover:
you know, the more I think about it..and when you put it that way. You're right, fuck her too.
trementina:
hey you......the other day while I was cleaning a house cos I am working as a maid, I kept on thinking about all the women who had sex with elvis and who are still alive.
its like if virgin mary was still alive, I told my friend O.
its like if virgin mary was still alive, I told my friend O.
Ok, I'm not one of those people who send funny You Tube videos to my friends, but I've been obsessed with this guy FOREVER. I have this on videotape and I've shown everyone I know and it's FINALLY on You Tube (I tried uploading it myself but I'm an idiot and couldn't do it)
A little backstory: in 1987 when Stanley Kubrick made "Full Metal...
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A little backstory: in 1987 when Stanley Kubrick made "Full Metal...
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surlymike:
I'm mere seconds into the video and it's already amusing me greatly.
Is that sentiment of his genuine? He couldn't be more of a-hole if he tried. A very high score indeed on the Unintentional Comedy Scale.
Is that sentiment of his genuine? He couldn't be more of a-hole if he tried. A very high score indeed on the Unintentional Comedy Scale.
surlymike:
Perhaps you should track down Mr. Atene and write a letter to him to express your appreciation for his comedic talents? 
ZabaSearch
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I got in work at 6:30 yesterday morning and I was going through the stuff at my desk and smaking myself to wake myself up when this guy Peter, one of our construction PAs ambles up to me and asks for a worker's comp form because one of our carpenters "cut his finger" on a table saw and was going to the hospital. No big...
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leola:
I shouldn't laugh.
But it's the way you tell them!
But it's the way you tell them!
severus:
hey, i hope you're having a good day.... gotten your springsteen book yet?
How is Peggy a nickname for Margaret? Why is Jack a nickname for John? How did Dick come from Richard? Or Ted from Edward? Was someone drunk when these decisions were being made? What's going on here?
Oh, and here's a fun fact: out of the 13,000 FBI agents we have, how many people know even "a few words" of Arabic?
33
How many people...
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Oh, and here's a fun fact: out of the 13,000 FBI agents we have, how many people know even "a few words" of Arabic?
33
How many people...
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bunny:
Hey Chicken! I miss you and your funny stories. I don't know when I'll ever be able to read anything for "fun" again. Le sigh. Miss Bunny had a rough day at school. Off to bed, off to bed. 
rustgiraffe:
i missed your comment from yesterday..sorry!
so i guess elizabeth has a few weird nicknames like eli or lisa or beth.
that one kinda makes sense though!
i'm good..cold but good. how 'bout yourself?
so i guess elizabeth has a few weird nicknames like eli or lisa or beth.
that one kinda makes sense though!
i'm good..cold but good. how 'bout yourself?
Q: How do you separate the men from the boys?
A: The midterm elections.
(I know, I'm sick of Mark Foley too, but whatever)
A: The midterm elections.
(I know, I'm sick of Mark Foley too, but whatever)
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luci:
escape from LA at xmas would be lovely
i dont believe in the holidays tho...its just another reason to be a consumer.
after being a retail slut for almost 20 yrs you learn to hate...i spent the past 2 xmas' alone because i had to work. YES on xmas eve AND xmas day
i just want some freaking snow!
i dont believe in the holidays tho...its just another reason to be a consumer.
after being a retail slut for almost 20 yrs you learn to hate...i spent the past 2 xmas' alone because i had to work. YES on xmas eve AND xmas day
i just want some freaking snow!
luci:
ps i thought my roger was married?! what news! well then...where do they reside? i think its time for a road trip!
There hasn't been a good kidnapping in a while. Patty Hearst, the Lindberg baby, Frank Sinatra Jr. Those were some great high profile kidnappings. What's going on? Why have people stopped kidnapping??
Did you know that Frank Sinatra Jr. was kidnapped when he was 19? How embarrassing!
Did you know that Frank Sinatra Jr. was kidnapped when he was 19? How embarrassing!
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nanomaton:
People are only interested in kidnappings of child beauty pageant contestants now.. It's taken the fun out of it (and added in a whole lot of creepy).
mckenzie:
I just got word that going to be in the cronical newspaper talking about chiller convention and the t-shirts i model for....
I'm sort of obsessed with our cultural preoccupation with the ass. I'm especially fond of the "ass-kissing" expression. How did ass kissing become the universal expression of trying to curry someone's favor? And why do we even assume that having your ass kissed is something that's universally desired? I know a few people who I would like to literally kiss my ass, but certainly not...
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chai:
send u s ome love! are you ok?? 
kiss:
kiss:
leola:
When I do "fixation" in my course I'll get back to you on that... I bet there are some good attempts at explanations. I believe one of the key stages of development is "the anal". 
And thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
And thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Have you ever been to Lake Mead? It's right by the Hoover Dam about 20 minutes from central Vegas. It's really beautiful.
I went to Las Vegas for the weekend. I stayed with my friend Heidi, who has a big beautiful boat that she has docked at the marina on the lake there. So we took out her on my first day there, went out...
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I went to Las Vegas for the weekend. I stayed with my friend Heidi, who has a big beautiful boat that she has docked at the marina on the lake there. So we took out her on my first day there, went out...
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luci:
wow good times
I've been a sucky-ass poster lately. I'm going to Vegas this weekend, but I'll be back on Monday and I'll try to write something that's actually interesting.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
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xani:
say what?
severus:
Puss baby.
I'll be away for a few days, but when I get back I have to tell you about trapeze school.
yes, you heard right.
have a great week. talk to you all soon.
yes, you heard right.
have a great week. talk to you all soon.
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surlymike:
Trapeze school. hehe. That sounds quite promising.
leola:
That is so nice - you made me grin big!
So, tell me all about the trapezing then!
So, tell me all about the trapezing then!
This story in the LA Times today details how LA's finest shoot THEMSELVES as often as they are shot by criminals in the line of duty. Because I can't possibly improving on the paper's language I would like to point out the following paragraphs:
One off-duty officer shot himself in a leg as he sat behind his desk and, according to department records, contemplated "a...
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One off-duty officer shot himself in a leg as he sat behind his desk and, according to department records, contemplated "a...
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leola:
Glad to be of service mister xxx
maxi:
Guns and idiots!
I luv you