I met this guy at jcpenney last night who was the ACTUAL 40-year-old virgin... the classic nerd, but not in the hipster way. he had greasy black hair combed over to one side, and pants up to his nipples like steve urkel, with a tightly tucked-in polo shirt. he had the posture of an orangutan, pot-belly jutted forward and shoulders slumped, but his skin was ghostly pale. He made awkward jokes with the customers over things like pronunciation of their last name and the number of hang tags on their purchases. Unreal. I can't believe this guy actually exists!
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Heh. My name is in your profile. No its not "menstrual."
I'm pretty much selling out to do more "corporate" type of work instead of the mostly criminal work I do right now. But its not like I do the criminal work for free anyway, so I guess its really not "selling out." But I'll be defending companies and whatnot instead of criminals. And, frankly, I'm more comfortable with the criminals.