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i was in a coma for the past year and a half but i am back now. i guess i still like the naked girls.
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I had a crazy dream last night where my boyfriend was killed in a tidal wave and then I joined a weird cult who thought I was the reincarnation of Natalie Portman (who was also killed in the tidal wave). In the cult we got high and I fell in love with this hot guy who never wore a shirt.
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Its been a while since I updated this thing, so let me fill you all in on what is happening in my life. In the past two months I've become a heroine addict, got pregnant twice by Steve Buscemi, had two abortions, drove to Mexico to escape a hit man, drove back, got totally wasted and made out with a pirate, and just this morning...
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buster_casey_600:
Yeah but i bet that five dollars didn't cover that trip to mexico.
buster_casey_600:
Well, it sounds like you had a hoot anywayzzz! I hope you've been brushing your teeth though. eeek
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My roommate had a dinner party last night, which is cool, because that means I get free food for the night, and since I live with her, I am not obligated to stay any specific period of time.
Did you know that there are still people who think that a flannel shirt over a white turleneck, tucked into tapered jeans, is cool? Me neither, but...
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apexxx:
thats why i wear my flannel shirts over a BLACK turtleneck confused tongue haha
squire:
Hello darlin'. kiss
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happy thanksgiving! ARRR!!!
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I had to go to the doctor Wednesday and they made me get a tetanus shot. I hadn't had one since 1987. I was 5 years old.
My arm STILL hurts.
Also, I have a birth defect I never knew about. If anyone can guess where it is, they get verbal praise! ARRR!!!
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danhazelton:
i didnt dress up as anything. ive not been feeling very halloween festive the last few years for some reason. costumes are so uncomfortable and such a pain in the ass i guess.

new years though. party in The Ice Bar!!!
apexxx:
that could be cool. ill need to see a picture first
heres a kiss to make your arm feel better.
i guess your defect is a sixth toe with webbed feet. tongue
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I heart boggle.
munt:
ha-

all your favorites resemble you.
munt:
thats my type too. i love that look. its hot stuff.

petite dark haired cuties. love
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My friend is getting married on Saturday and I'm going to be in the wedding. It's weird when suddenly so many people my age are getting hitched, especially friends of mine... people who I always thought were a lot like me.

Yesterday I bought a 3-lb bag of candy and took it to work, put it in a bowl, and set it outside of my...
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