Its been a while since I updated this thing, so let me fill you all in on what is happening in my life. In the past two months I've become a heroine addict, got pregnant twice by Steve Buscemi, had two abortions, drove to Mexico to escape a hit man, drove back, got totally wasted and made out with a pirate, and just this morning I found five dollars!
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buster_casey_600:
Yeah but i bet that five dollars didn't cover that trip to mexico.
buster_casey_600:
Well, it sounds like you had a hoot anywayzzz! I hope you've been brushing your teeth though.