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Thursday Dec 09, 2004

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Baudot's Theory of Spiritual Nutrition

It seems that humans have needs beyond the commonly acknowledged ones for food, water, and shelter. At the very least, we are additionally social creatures.

Let us hypothesize that each person needs a certain amount of social contact, quantified as a real number, G, for 'Get out already, it's friday night!' The resevoir of G bleeds away at a rate of one unit per hour, and is replenished by social contact. When the resevior falls below a certain critical value, the subject seeks out social nourishment.

I have constructed a table of values for common activities, based on empirical or fictitious data:


    Play Everquest: 1.1/hr
    Hang out on clever porn site: 2/hr
    Instant Message: 2/hr
    Sit at coffeehouse with friends: 5/hr
    Party; wear lampshade on head: 7/hr
    Travel to new country, sit at coffeehouse with interesting strangers: 8/hr
    Play frisbee in park: 10/hr
    Just get laid already: 12/incident


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jpdarkmoon:
This theroy is incomplete. I agree with the above statement(s). However, humans need alone time as well and social activities can actually drain points when one participates instead of just chilling out alone and playing a DVD or computer game off-line (or knitting, reading, painting, drawing, writing, etc.). We must remember balance in all things.

This would make a FASCINATING thesis for a psychology or sociology paper!
Dec 10, 2004
hbfm:
Freeware; I know somebody who made a boot CD of the DOS version, but that version doesn't like my sound.

The Ur-Quan Masters v0.3 is beatable, but not entirely stable. On linux, it can usually go 30-90 minutes without locking up, as long as you aren't doing to many transitions. Mostly, I have to save early and often. This suits me fine in the early game, because I use save & restore to go very "aggressive" on my resource gathering anyway. I rush this so I can get the probe quest done ASAP because I suck at fighting them.

The worst thing about the console version is the speech. I've heard it all twice now, and I think it will be back to silence next time. Now that the third batch from the Precursors is out, I'll probably try the remixed music, though.
Dec 11, 2004

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