I am living with a cat.
After living with this cat for 6 months, and with its patron, I have come to the conclusion (following discussion with said patron) that all of the cat's utterances can be translated to one of three words, five tops. The words the cat says are:
1. "ME!"
2. "FOOD!"
3. "NO!"
and possiibly also
4. "BITCH!"
5. "NOW!"
After living with this cat for 6 months, and with its patron, I have come to the conclusion (following discussion with said patron) that all of the cat's utterances can be translated to one of three words, five tops. The words the cat says are:
1. "ME!"
2. "FOOD!"
3. "NO!"
and possiibly also
4. "BITCH!"
5. "NOW!"
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lulu:
that sounds about right! 
newmiguel:
happy Hollidaze and stuff