Sunday May 08, 2005

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yesterday i started drinking at 4 and was in bed by 11.

in that span of time i formed a girl-band, had beer poured down my buttcrack (on purpose), tried starting shit with some girl but decided against it, took a nap in my car, drove to taco bell where we dined and drank jack and cokes in a booth, lost my voice, petted my friends pubic hair stubble (IT WAS SO SOFT!), and had sex up against the bar (the closed one upstairs perv.)

i also found out my old friend who is now a WWF wrestler has CHECKS....i can write my rent check on his face. L-A-M-E!


i know have a very hurty chest (sex injury) and a man voice.
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7deuce:
it;s wwe now wink and a early happy birthday
sid:
oh man, your friend has checks! that is so awesome! I have a friend who has action figures and a remote controlled version of him (he races motorcycles). He also has a teddy bear. He sends me all this crap, so it's pretty weird to have them. I say you get the checks and send him one for a cent to show him the lameness. tongue

P.S. I miss you! frown

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