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that fat kid is going to get so much pussy in college.
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trevallion:
Say yes.
trevallion:
Your minibar sentence, turd! It's from Elliott Smith's Say Yes.
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'as the express train passes the local,
moves by just like a paper boat.
although it weighs a million pounds,
i swear it almost seems to float.
and as we pass by each other,
our heads all full of bother,
we can't look, we can't stop,
we can't think, we can't start.
'cause we're stuck in our own past,
and it's the way it always...
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mistersatan:
Crap.
hawkorhandsaw:
fair enough on both counts
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i went to sleep with the tv on, and when i woke up, it was on nickelodeon. pretty sure it wasn't on that channel when i went to sleep. i think i have TV gnomes.
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otoki:
I hope sotongue
prockgirlscout:
No, you are sleep-channel surfing.
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so things are moving on. my parents were in town this weekend, which was an unexpected coincidence. to those of you that know me, i am a total momma's boy, and i had a chance to have a long and helpful conversation with her about the whole situation. it was nice to have her perspective, because i know my mom always has my best interests...
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anarchie:
I admire your candidness. I got a feeling you're gonna come out swinging (not literally, unless you're into that kind of thing... I'll shut up now.)
mrcrisp:
Hey! What's the big deal? You still haven't come for my fucking asshole.



Wait a minute...
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nevermind, it didn't work and i'm too lazy to fix it. but either way, things are getting better. every day.
toothpickmoe:
I think a song or two has been written about that.
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i'm up at 5.30 am to go walk 6 miles with my mom.

life is oh so exciting right now.
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devilsreject:
What you say, makes sense to me, but that stupid little voice in my head keeps preaching otherwise.

I know you're right, it's just kind of a bold let down.
casper:
thanks weenus. and you lied. it was 5:40. dirty liar.
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katieesq:
I'm on to your mom!!

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i can't wait for this summer. i need some time off of everything.
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sadfaceclown:
What happens if you hate to love or love to hate? blackeyed *sorry..... I should never post until I've actually been awake for more than 15 minutes.
freakpirate:
Well there's only one way to find out about the beer. Come here and drink a shit ton of it.

ARRR!!!
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i gave my two weeks notice today.

after today's little wind storm down town during the farmer's market, i realized, i don't care. so, sopping wet and pissed off because i had spent over an hour in traffic, i quit.

it's liberating. i mean, i really like my boss and i like the company, i just realized i don't like working there.

yay me.
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rendo:
so..... what you're saying is, "they're hiring?"

best of luck on the next step or steps.
snakeplissken:
This means you can come join me for post-finals drinking at the local old man bar? There's nothing like getting plowed on a weekday.
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i'm like a famous person or something.

yes, she's talking about my flaky crust there.
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sadfaceclown:
At least you only spent an afternoon on that freakazoid.

I spent the better part of a week watching all that crazy fukerz videos trying to find one where he actually drinks his own sperm.

* In case you were wondering.... he mixes it with Fanta.
casper:
awesome! I can almost taste it....no wait, that's your butt.