atomicant

Firearms and half nekkid ladies, where the hell are you going?

Is this place in Portland? Are you holding out on us?

Why??? What happened?

Righ on! I'll get there a little early too hopefully (doesnt it start at 9 pm)? I'll shoot you my cell number so feel free to text me or call when you get there with your location so I can find you guys when I get there!

JP

how's this for creepy?

Flip flops are only a deal breaker when they are worn in lieu of shoes in all but the following siturations:
walking down the driveway to get the mail
around the house
a quick trip to the grocery store
in a public shower/ by the pool
on the beach

i think that list is exhaustive....

ok, i'm glad that you don't think me guessing that that was you even though we've never talked here before creepy.

Dude you so totally don't. This journal entry blows goats.

whatever.

wow you seem like a really great person to do that and offe your hand to soemone you dont even know. ya im in a pretty rough spot right now in my life

thats awesome

Since you can't be me, may I suggest the more modern Alotta Vagina?

your Dear ____

Just read that. Thanks. It's tempting sometimes to call her but I realize I gotta be careful about that.

Thanks for the birthday congrats.

And as questionable as a cut of beef could be, at least it's not scrapple.

we havent talked in a bit..did i upset you or something?

im super, sorry you are sick my dear.

I didn't think you were allowed to post people like that,
You're postman must hate you!

Oooh, that's a good one.

Maybe Turing_Has_A_Vag??