Tuesday Aug 05, 2008

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i've got a twitter now.

you too can be kept abreast of my bowel movements and masturbatory habits.

http://www.twitter.com/atomicant/
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freakpirate:
Well, having just looked at the Canadian border security website I apparently don't legally need one until June 1, 2009. I'll just be given a warning or something... But it's iffy if I'd be let in without one.

stiles:
good catch!

Saturday Aug 02, 2008

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already put in an 8 hour day, and just as i was getting ready to go nap on the couch watching some bad cable before i have to head back out to work in a few hours, my sister came home.

boo.

i need a beer.
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casper:
butt floss!
mistersatan:
I don't know what the fuck I ate, but when I got home today I took a shit that had to be mostly concrete. And not the smooth finish kind like in a swimming pool, either.

Monday Jul 28, 2008

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well, now that some time has passed, i can pass on some seriously depressing news.

i will not, in any way shape or form, be showing my ugly mug on the food network.

frown

the big news of the last week was that immediately after filming us, the production assistant's car was broken into, and all of our footage was stolen. along with some lenses or...
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silencia:
I don't think that 25 is old at all. I just had a friend who described it as "a year with nothing left to look forward to except cheaper car insurance and sagging tits." I thought it was funny.
silencia:
Ha. I thought something looked different about your boobs wink

Wednesday Jul 16, 2008

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today was fun.

worked from 8.30am until just after 9.00pm

2.5 hours of driving & delivery.

3 hours of manhandling dough.

7 hours of farmer's market set up, sales, take down and clean up.

oh, and filming with these fine folks interspersed throughout the evening.

the filming for the food network went awesome. they were fun and easy to work with, and in the end...
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acet:
That's odd, you'd think brunches would be crawling with SGs by now.

Congrats on the Food Network stuff, I assume you'll be telling us when it airs? Let me know the next time you're at the farmer's market, it's a leisurely stroll for me and I can try out some of whatever it is that you make.
acet:
Just a heads up that the Lucky Devil Lounge has blackjack cash games. I play $1-2 poker there, but I assume you'd be more interested in the blackjack.

Same folks who own Sassy's, Dante's, and Devil's Point.

Saturday Jul 12, 2008

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so yeah, it's a blogging extravaganza for me these past few days!

but this is one in which i must admit shame. i updated my iphone and, since i did it when i was drunk, i fucked it all up and lost all of my contacts.

so if i had your phone number before and you want me to not have it again, just ignore...
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durham_red:
Any chance when you come over bringing some twinkies??? smile
thistle:
So will you be in town the 24th-28th of august? I think we should celebrate our mutual love of beer.

Friday Jul 11, 2008

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so, a little clarification on my upcoming cable television debutt.

no, it's not throwdown. because bobby flay knows that when it comes to vegan and vegetarian savory tarts, he ain't shit.

no, it's not rachel ray. because i would fucking refuse to be in the same room with her. i hate her and her cunty mouth.

nor is it alton brown. because if it was,...
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dmac:
Dude, if Alton Brown and the Good Eats crew (or the Feasting on Asphalt bunch) were coming to PDX I'd be all a-tingle. Guess I can settle for the Neeleys. It's just cool that you guys are getting some good recognition!

A sidebar: one of my previous cell phones had a composing feature to it and I tuned it up to play the theme from Good Eats. Yeah..... I'm pathetic. blush
kylepus:
If it were Alton Brown and Cat Cora, I'd be so excited, I wouldn't even care if they were cooking octopus.

> <
MM

Thursday Jul 10, 2008

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news.

so i work for a small, local company making delicious food for the citizens of the greater portland metro area. we make a variety of tasty treats, but mostly veggie and vegan savory tarts. when i say tarts, think of a hot pocket, if a hot pocket was handmade and full of wonderfully tempting fillings, and not diarrhea-inducing garbage. that's what we do.

well,...
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havilah:
Wow, cool.
It better not be a Bobby Flay throwdown... I want to watch when your place ison and I hate that show tongue
dmac:
I totally love the Food Network!!! (but Rachel Ray can go die, if you ask me! Her fifteen minutes are long since gone!) I'm guessing you'll be on "Unwrapped". Keep us posted. biggrin

Tuesday Jul 08, 2008

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'tis done.

i am moved out of my house.

and in 8 hours, the movers managed to move all mine and schmelectra's shit out of the house, while the demo team was tearing down walls, removing the ceiling from the garage and living room, and moving my bathtub out.

when i went to look at it, i was shocked and scared.

oh well, too...
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brideofspanky:
you'll be so happy when it's all done. enjoy chaos of 5 canines until then.
havilah:
I had a dream I met a bunch of people in Magic Camp...

I'm having WoW withdrawls. I must go log on now to get my fix tongue

It may look scary now, but I'm sure your house will look great. How long will it take to get done?

Monday Jul 07, 2008

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gah. it's almost 10, and i still have shit ton of stuff to do before i can go to bed.

goddamn my procrastination.
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kelseybee:
I think I'm most pissed that I wasted an entire holiday weekend procrastinating, and worrying about it at the same time. I would have been much better off if I had just done the work and enjoyed the rest of my time off frown
hopey:
Oh my fuck, i had a dream last night that i was in Turkey with yor lady! Weird.

Monday Jun 30, 2008

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vegas was fun. spent most of the time hanging out with an old friend from chico and his ne'er do well artist friends, so i didn't do much gambling. won a few grand, so that was ok.

the best part is the moving lady came in and started working on the house while i was gone. having a large portion of the move done makes...
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sydni:
That means your a good boy.

That's definitely not a bad thingwink


havilah:
I spend all my time in VEgas at the penny slots or the museums. I'm too much of a geek for anything else.

Moving lady? Lucky! In my day we had to move ourselves. In the rain. And 100 degree weather. Up-hill both ways!!!!

We just moved and it's nice to be done with it. Good luck with the rest of your move. The faster you ger back, the faster I can get my Netherwing quests done tongue
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