apologees

marlowe's set is up. it is farking hot.
al's set is up. it is farking hot.
i have a beer in hand.
i am listening to matthew sweet.

all is well.

first of all--let me just say, thtat teenage fanclub's song "the concept" is the greatest fucking song in the fucking history of the fucking world and anyone who hasnt heard it, is in the auschwitz of my heart right now. cuz it fucking rules like hitler in a world of people who didnt know how dumb he was until it was too late...


...but yeah....
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time for my biweekly sucidegirls update, i suppose. i'm getting pretty slack with all this bloglike thingiemajiggie stuff, but it goes well with my rapidly decreasing vocabulary, so it all works together to reflect my newfound holistic approach to doing nothing and drinking beer when i get bored...

cooking out tommorow, i think. my roommates informed me of this fact 2 days ago. "ok, sounds...
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gone fishing. back sunday around sunburned as fuck.

ow.

it is fucking weird having a girlfriend now. i've never had a girlfriend before. now i do. and i keep forgeting that i can show how i feel. in more ways than just sex and cuddling. this is strange to me because for the longest time i've only dated girls with the understanding that we're just friends having fun, etc etc. and so there was...
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my account is about to expire until my dumbass gets a new credit card, because mine got reported stolen because im dumb. i shall be back soon enough. don't fret none.

so i dont update alot lately for because i have a real life girlfriend and i spend alot of time trying to do things to make her giggle and stuff. brief overview of recent past:

-new fourth of july cook out tradition: feats of strength. for some reason, i get wasted and want to arm wrestle, challenge people to chinup contests (and lose), and race...
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no im not dead. my favorite professor from wofford is, though. this sucks. its weird, though, because i had this intense nightmare last night about death. and i woke up crying at 5 in the morning. i dreamed my sister was dying, and i woke up with that sick feeling in my stomach that you get when someone close to you dies. then i get...
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corndogorama tonight and tommorow, should be fun. i've not updated in a while cuz i dont spend much time on the net much no mo. me and artpunk have been having a wonderful time doing absolutely nothing but sitting on the porch and drinking smoking and then going to bed and staying in bed and watching cartoons. and she leaves me notes and they make...
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i fucking love this short film. its the first one i've ever loved (apart from some funny cartoon shorts i've seen). but this one...this one is classic.

I'm Gonna Fuck Your Mom

if you can't figure out how to watch it, you are retarded. Please remove yourself from my friends list.

listening to US Maple now and feeling very strange. maybe tired. idunno.

schlitz makes a very good and very cheap beer. its the new PBR. cheaper and tastes better, too. (and no, its not malt liquor--ask boychucker, he'll tell ya the same.

artpunk is cooler than you. just admit it and carry on.

i spent most of yesterday doing nothing. actually, i spent all...
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back from work early. drove nearly 300 miles today with no breaks. i was pretty impressed that i got back early.

schlitz is good. and cheap.

braves win, braves win.

pistons win, pistons win.

i am happy.

happy happy happy.

no, wait. i just have to take a shit.


i woke up this morning and scratched my back and it started bleeding. alot. like, so...
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