antipedant

It has been an interesting week. Earlier this week Jerry asked me to drink a bunch with him. He assumed that he could outdrink me on account of my being half his size. Unfortunately, he was unaware that I've been drinking wine since I was in the womb. He kept trying to reenact Fight Club (and he's 6'3" and fiftiish so it was interesting). I hate people that get violent when they are drunk. And I especially hate it when said people won't stop trying to fight you after you have given every effort to be peaceful and then pinned them repeatedly. The fucker bit me. There are some guys that just can't keep themselves from turning into dumbass cavemen (admittedly agreeing to keep drinking with him knowing that I would demolish him probably isn't too evolved either). Eventually I just decided to keep him pinned until Paula (the other housemate and his girlfriend) got home. She thought it was hilarious, but we both agreed that Jerry doesn't get to get drunk any more.